{"id":31977,"date":"2022-10-12T11:35:25","date_gmt":"2022-10-12T18:35:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=31977"},"modified":"2022-10-12T11:35:28","modified_gmt":"2022-10-12T18:35:28","slug":"goodbye-columbus-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=31977","title":{"rendered":"Goodbye, Columbus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I counted up the banned book reviews I&#8217;ve published here and the current total is 69. Thought I&#8217;d get that milestone down in print before I finish &#8216;The Perks of Being a Wallflower&#8221; (being challenged and banned in school districts around the country for bestiality, teabagger code for &#8220;having a homosexual character&#8221;) and push the total to 70.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m thinking about adding a banned book review index to the top of the blog, next to the ones for Air-Minded and Hash House Harrier posts. That way readers can see all the titles at once and click on the ones that interest them. Building indexes is a fair bit of work, though, and since my reviews are also on Goodreads, <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/review\/list\/4882193-paul?ref=nav_mybooks&amp;shelf=banned-book\">this link<\/a><\/strong> will serve the purpose for now.<\/p>\n<p>Did I mention being born on October 31st? Why Hallowe&#8217;en isn&#8217;t a national holiday is beyond me. Speaking of holidays, I didn&#8217;t remember Monday was Indigenous Peoples Day until around one in the afternoon, and didn&#8217;t realize anyone was still mad about it replacing Columbus Day until around three, when I saw an angry post on TikTok. Columbus, at least in the circles I run with, turns out to be an easy historical figure to forget, genocidal slaver that he was.<\/p>\n<p>Back to banned books for a moment, you really should read the first chapter of Howard Zinn&#8217;s &#8220;A People&#8217;s History of the United States,&#8221; titled\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cvisd.org\/site\/handlers\/filedownload.ashx?moduleinstanceid=11913&amp;dataid=15936&amp;FileName=Zinn%20Ch%201%20Columbus%20The%20Indians%20and%20Human%20Progress.pdf\">Columbus, the Indians, and Human Progress<\/a><\/strong>. It&#8217;s the best argument for replacing Columbus Day with Indigenous Peoples Day I know of.<\/p>\n<p>My review of Howard Zinn&#8217;s &#8220;A People&#8217;s History of the United States&#8221; (<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=15649\">click here to read it<\/a><\/strong>) contains a brief history of the many attempts to ban it, which continue today, and will, I hope, give you an idea of why I&#8217;m so passionate about defending books from those who want to keep us from reading them.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Personal update: just back from my annual wellness check, the (mostly) no-touch physical you get after you&#8217;re 65 and on Medicare. My labs came back great, the meds I take to regulate my heartbeat and control AFIB are working as advertised, and I didn&#8217;t have to lie on the questionnaire \u2014 have I fallen in the past 6 months, do I shit myself, can I duplicate Trump&#8217;s personal best and repeat &#8220;person woman man camera TV&#8221; without drooling, etc. They stop recommending colonoscopies after 75, and since I have no family history there&#8217;s no need for another one of those. As you might guess, I&#8217;m fine with that. I need to schedule myself for a tetanus booster, and that&#8217;s it. Feeling pretty chipper for a guy who&#8217;s about to turn 76.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I counted up the banned book reviews I&#8217;ve published here and the current total is 69.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,47,412,64,2,30],"tags":[4027,4028,4029],"class_list":["post-31977","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-administrivia","category-banned-books","category-books-reviews","category-history","category-personal","category-reviews","tag-columbusbegone","tag-howard_zinn","tag-imwellthankyou"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31977","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31977"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31977\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31980,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31977\/revisions\/31980"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31977"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31977"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31977"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}