{"id":3157,"date":"2009-11-19T11:36:56","date_gmt":"2009-11-19T18:36:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=3157"},"modified":"2009-11-19T11:39:41","modified_gmt":"2009-11-19T18:39:41","slug":"here-goeth-the-rouge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=3157","title":{"rendered":"Here Goeth the Rouge . . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cIf God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?&#8221; Sarah Palin, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.slate.com\/id\/2235917\/\" target=\"_blank\"><em>Going Rogue<\/em><\/a>.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_3158\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3158\" style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zinasaunders.com\/index.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3158\" title=\"Sarah-Palin-Librarian\" src=\"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/Sarah-Palin-Librarian.jpg\" alt=\"Sarah-Palin-Librarian\" width=\"400\" height=\"490\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/Sarah-Palin-Librarian.jpg 400w, https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/Sarah-Palin-Librarian-244x300.jpg 244w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3158\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Sarah Palin, Librarian by Zia Saunders<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Good question, Sarah!  Now you&#8217;ve got <em>me<\/em> thinking . . .<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>If God had not intended for us to burn books, how come He made them flammable?<\/li>\n<li>If God had not intended for us to get even with enemies, how come He make them say mean things about us?<\/li>\n<li>If God had not intended for us to use up all the oil, how come He gave us cars?<\/li>\n<li>If God had not intended for us to have nice things, how come He gave us money?<\/li>\n<li>If God had not intended for us to ignore climate change, how come He didn&#8217;t make it so we could see it from our house?<\/li>\n<li>If God had not intended for us to hate Obama, how come He gave us Fox News?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>My God, there&#8217;s no end to it!\u00a0 Here endeth what I sincerely hope is my one &amp; only Sarah Palin post.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cIf God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?&#8221; Sarah Palin, Going Rogue. Good question, Sarah! Now you&#8217;ve got me thinking . . . If God had not intended for us to burn books, how come He made them flammable? If God had not intended for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,10,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3157","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture","category-current-events","category-politics"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3157","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3157"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3157\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3163,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3157\/revisions\/3163"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}