{"id":29570,"date":"2021-09-27T10:35:46","date_gmt":"2021-09-27T17:35:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=29570"},"modified":"2021-09-28T07:01:55","modified_gmt":"2021-09-28T14:01:55","slug":"feeling-all-jabby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=29570","title":{"rendered":"Feelin&#8217; All Jabby"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I recently discovered quick-release watch bands and bought a couple. Now, depending on the formality of the occasion, I can easily switch between light and dark brown bands. I may even get a black one for White House dinners.<\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/flic.kr\/p\/2mv52Pf<\/p>\n<p>Jewelers make removing and replacing watch bands look easy, so I bought one of those spring bar tools they use. Even after multiple YouTube tutorials, I still can&#8217;t manage to replace a watch band. These quick-release bands are brilliant, and I wish I&#8217;d known about them earlier. Have they always been around, or are they a new thing?<\/p>\n<p>While I&#8217;m inflicting photos on you, here&#8217;s another.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/flic.kr\/p\/2muUWVY\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/live.staticflickr.com\/65535\/51523020402_c35c949355_c.jpg\" alt=\"FE518F86-06B7-48A9-B2D5-8175EC133F06_1_201_a\" width=\"800\" height=\"627\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This is the cheapo straw cowboy hat I bought for everyday wear. My fancy Stetson is so fancy I can&#8217;t bear the thought of it getting dirty and sweat-stained, so, like the black leather watch band I probably won&#8217;t actually buy, it&#8217;s reserved for formal events &#8230; Tucson formal, that is.<\/p>\n<p>An outdoor beer-garden restaurant recently opened on our side of town and we&#8217;re going there with friends on Wednesday. That qualifies as a Tucson formal event, and I&#8217;ll wear the dark brown watch band along with the Stetson.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m finally old enough that when people take offense at my opinions, I only wake up once or twice during the night. For instance: after getting COVID booster and annual flu shots Saturday, one in each arm, I took to Facebook to remark on the absence of side effects. In a somewhat obnoxious way, with &#8220;side effects&#8221; in doubt-quotes, and an assertion that those who suffer from them have succumbed to the power of mass persuasion.<\/p>\n<p>While I&#8217;ve become more willing to express opinions, I don&#8217;t want to be an asshole either. I keep a cork on the more gratuitous ones, such as my opinion of your driving skills (not just yours, but yours too, and yours). But this one seemed worth sharing. Every time I check in on Twitter or Facebook I see people whining about vaccine side effects. Don&#8217;t you all realize the mass panic you&#8217;re perpetuating? Especially now, with so many eagerly seeking any excuse to avoid the COVID vaccination, I feel it&#8217;s my duty to point out that as a military veteran I&#8217;ve had a hell of a lot of shots and can remember only one time I ever had a reaction of any kind, and that was a bit of achiness and a slight fever after an anthrax vaccination, lasting less than a day.<\/p>\n<p>Beyond the fear of side effects, COVID vaccinations have become part of the ongoing culture war between responsible citizens and the Stupids. Side effects, real or not, don&#8217;t matter to the deplorables: they ain&#8217;t gettin&#8217; no vaccine nohow. I resent having to share the planet with their ilk and don&#8217;t mind offending them one bit. I hope Doctor Fauci and Vice President Kamala start sending mandatory COVID vaccination-mobiles into MAGAt neighborhoods, forcing the jab into every one of their cold dead arms and their little dogs too. And I hope they get side effects &#8230; like the one where they stop spreading COVID. That&#8217;s a side effect I believe in and can live with.<\/p>\n<p>Lastly, a reminder that life is better with dachshunds.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/flic.kr\/p\/2mugy1X\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/live.staticflickr.com\/65535\/51515724175_755d143e94_c.jpg\" alt=\"5A5138B2-F4D7-4223-BFEF-FB785E8BE16C_1_201_a\" width=\"800\" height=\"483\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I feel it&#8217;s my duty to point out that as a military veteran I&#8217;ve had a hell of a lot of shots and can remember only one time I ever had a reaction of any kind, and that was a bit of achiness and a slight fever after an anthrax vaccination, lasting less than a day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,40,250,2,1601,415],"tags":[3210,3697,3698],"class_list":["post-29570","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consumerism","category-critters","category-culture-wars","category-personal","category-photoblogging","category-products","tag-dachshund-2","tag-fuckyourvaccinehesitancy","tag-justgenerallydisagreeable"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29570","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29570"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29570\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29607,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29570\/revisions\/29607"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29570"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29570"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29570"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}