10. Have a comical real name, like \u201cJemimah\u201d or \u201cPercival.\u201d<\/p>\n
9. Tell another hasher, in strictest confidence, about the time you got head lice.<\/p>\n
8. Sport an embarrassing physical characteristic, like a large and ugly birthmark.<\/p>\n
7. If female, suffer from inadvertent queefing. If male, drool.<\/p>\n
6. Tell everyone you\u2019re a \u201cplayer.\u201d<\/p>\n
5. Make yourself useful at down-downs by licking dried mud off harriettes\u2019 legs.<\/p>\n
4. Get lost on trail, spend the night clinging to a tree on the side of a cliff, be rescued by helicopter.<\/p>\n
3. Show your tits.<\/p>\n
2. Catch rabies after being attacked by dogs on trail.<\/p>\n
And the Number One way to get a hash name is . . .<\/em><\/p>\n 1. Tell the hash you want a \u201creally cool\u201d name.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" 10. Have a comical real name, like \u201cJemimah\u201d or \u201cPercival.\u201d 9. Tell another hasher, in strictest confidence, about the time you got head lice. 8. Sport an embarrassing physical characteristic, like a large and ugly birthmark. 7. If female, suffer from inadvertent queefing. If male, drool. 6. Tell everyone you\u2019re a \u201cplayer.\u201d 5. Make yourself […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25652","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hash-house-harriers"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25652","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25652"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25652\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25653,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25652\/revisions\/25653"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25652"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25652"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25652"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}