{"id":25601,"date":"2010-02-22T11:55:07","date_gmt":"2010-02-22T18:55:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=25601"},"modified":"2020-02-22T11:56:01","modified_gmt":"2020-02-22T18:56:01","slug":"ask-dr-down-down-apr-2002","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=25601","title":{"rendered":"Ask Dr. Down-Down: Apr 2002"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Dear Doctor Down-Down,<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>I\u2019m concerned that my boyfriend is becoming addicted to hashing, but I\u2019m not sure. Are there signs or indications I should be looking for?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>On On,<br \/>\nConcerned Girlfriend<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Dear Concerned,<\/p>\n<p>Try looking for the ten classical symptoms of hash addiction. If he exhibits three or more, you need to either get a new boyfriend or become a hasher yourself:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>10. Whistle indentation in middle of chest.<\/li>\n<li>9. Spends all night on the computer answering messages posted to Hash-L.<\/li>\n<li>8. Would rather pump a keg than you.<\/li>\n<li>7. Most of the numbers in his little black book end in \u201c-HASH.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>6. Caked flour in knuckle hair.<\/li>\n<li>5. Membership brochure from Fat Boys\u2019 Athletic Club on top of dresser.<\/li>\n<li>4. Refuses to romantically sip champagne from your high heels unless you\u2019ve been sweating in them all day.<\/li>\n<li>3. Introduces you to some guy named \u201cZiPpy.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>2. You can\u2019t find your plumber\u2019s helper anywhere.<\/li>\n<li>1. \u201cBeer hair.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>On On,<br \/>\nDr. Down-Down<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Doctor Down-Down, I\u2019m concerned that my boyfriend is becoming addicted to hashing, but I\u2019m not sure. Are there signs or indications I should be looking for? On On, Concerned Girlfriend Dear Concerned, Try looking for the ten classical symptoms of hash addiction. If he exhibits three or more, you need to either get a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25601","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hash-house-harriers"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25601","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25601"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25601\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25602,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25601\/revisions\/25602"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25601"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25601"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25601"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}