{"id":25542,"date":"2010-02-22T09:30:06","date_gmt":"2010-02-22T16:30:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=25542"},"modified":"2020-02-22T09:31:59","modified_gmt":"2020-02-22T16:31:59","slug":"hash-rating-scale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=25542","title":{"rendered":"Hash Rating Scale"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here\u2019s a hash rating scale originally devised by ZiPpY and PlayDoh Penis. Readers, what hash rating\u00a0should\u00a0<em>your<\/em>\u00a0hash get?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>G-Rated Hash<\/em>: Beer and snacks, sodas for non-drinkers, names like \u201cFuzzy Wuzzy,\u201d songs like \u201cHe\u2019s a Hasher, He\u2019s True Blue,\u201d new shoes okay, no one pukes, hash over in two hours.<\/li>\n<li><em>PG-Rated Hash<\/em>: Cases of beer, names like \u201cTits R Us,\u201d songs like \u201cYogi Bear,\u201d drink for new shoes, isolated mooning, one\u00a0harriette turns green and has to sit down, hash over in four hours.<\/li>\n<li><em>PG13-Rated Hash<\/em>: Keg of beer, names like \u201cPenis Breath,\u201d songs like the \u201cLimerick Song,\u201d drink from new shoes, coed group mooning, two hashers discreetly\u00a0vomit in the bushes, hash over in six hours.<\/li>\n<li>R-Rated HHH: Multiple kegs, names like \u201cMother\u2019s Little Dildo,\u201d songs like \u201cFuck the Giant Penis,\u201d new shoes thrown in bonfire, exposed tits and limited frontal nudity, organized target-vomiting, hash over when you have to go to work.<\/li>\n<li><em>NC17-Rated Hash<\/em>: Unlimited beer for $2.00, names like \u201cTake it Up the Ass Like a Man,\u201d songs like \u201cThe S&amp;M Man,\u201d no shoes allowed, nude trails, sex in dark corners, urination on passed-out hashers, pack extinguishes bonfire by puking it out, hash over when you call in sick.<\/li>\n<li><em>X-Rated Hash<\/em>: Break into a liquor store for Down-Downs; names that draw lighting bolts from the sky and turn their utterers into smoking pillars of salt; songs about fucking relatives, dead people, and animals; compulsory nudity; actual sex with shoes, persons of various genders, or creatures of another species; co-ed pelican drinking, hash over when they lock the paddy wagon door.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here\u2019s a hash rating scale originally devised by ZiPpY and PlayDoh Penis. Readers, what hash rating\u00a0should\u00a0your\u00a0hash get? G-Rated Hash: Beer and snacks, sodas for non-drinkers, names like \u201cFuzzy Wuzzy,\u201d songs like \u201cHe\u2019s a Hasher, He\u2019s True Blue,\u201d new shoes okay, no one pukes, hash over in two hours. PG-Rated Hash: Cases of beer, names like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25542","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hash-house-harriers"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25542","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25542"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25542\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25543,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25542\/revisions\/25543"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}