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\"sink-grids-qi003218-64_1000\"<\/a>No, this isn’t a kitchen remodeling update … not exactly. We’re in a dry spell between sub-contractor jobs, which resume\u00a0Thursday\u00a0with the installation of\u00a0countertops, then continue Friday with the installation of the new cooktop, dishwasher, and sink, topped off\u00a0with the ceremonial connection of the plumbing, at which point we’ll have a fully-functioning kitchen\u00a0again. It won’t be a fully-finished kitchen, though, until the 9th of December.<\/p>\n

Donna originally wanted one section of wall cut down to the level of her new countertops, but it turned out that section had something to do with\u00a0holding up the roof, so\u00a0that part of the project had to be scrapped. Since we’re stuck with\u00a0a floor-to-ceiling\u00a0wall, she ordered an overhead cabinet to go above the cupboards below, but it had to be built and won’t be\u00a0delivered until the 6th. Sal the tile guy can’t put in the backsplash tiles until that cabinet is in, so he plans to do his thing\u00a0on the 9th. That’ll be everything. I think.<\/p>\n

But back to the lovely clean dishes in the image. For 21 years I’ve been talking up\u00a0the merits of an old-school drainboard and dish rack. To deaf ears. Donna’s a\u00a0modern girl and won’t hear\u00a0a word\u00a0against automatic dishwashers, no matter how crappy a job they do. And brother, the one we had put the crap in crappy. I’ve gotten used to inspecting\u00a0cups, glasses, plates, and silverware before I use them, because half the time the dishwasher didn’t get them clean. For the past few weeks we haven’t had a dishwasher, let alone a sink\u2014let alone water in the kitchen\u2014so we’ve been schlepping dirty dishes back to the laundry room at the other end of the house, washing them by hand in the utility sink, then\u00a0putting\u00a0them on top of the washing machine to dry. And they’ve been spotlessly clean.<\/p>\n

I plucked my favorite coffee cup off the shelf this morning and it positively sparkled. I could see inside all the way to the bottom, where my reflection looked back at me. I remarked on its pristine condition to Donna, but\u00a0it was a waste of\u00a0breath. A new (and one hopes better or at least adequate) dishwasher will be installed Friday, and that’ll be the end of hand-washing, at least as far as Donna’s concerned.\u00a0The salesman told Donna not only will we not have to rinse dishes before putting them in\u00a0the new unit, we shouldn’t, because the dishwasher’s designed to work best with dirty dishes. Uh-huh. Tell me another one, appliance salesman.<\/p>\n

Well, enough bitching.<\/p>\n

Are any of you\u00a0into\u00a0Watchmen and His Dark Materials on HBO? I’m inclined to look down my nose at comic book-based movies and TV shows, and I always say fantasy literature isn’t my thing, but I’m totally in for these two shows. I\u00a0may never pick up the actual Watchmen comic books (or graphic novels, if that hurts your fee-fees), but I love the show and everything about it: the actors, the sets, the special effects, the incorporation of American history that isn’t taught in schools, and maybe best of all the music. The other series, His Dark Materials, is based on three “young adult” novels\u00a0by Philip Pullman: “The Golden Compass,” “The Subtle Knife,” and “The Amber Spyglass,” which are\u00a0among the best and most spell-binding\u00a0books I’ve ever read. The HBO series so far more than does justice to the books. Just wanted to get that in there in case you have HBO and are looking for something good to watch.<\/p>\n

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As a volunteer docent, I tell visitors about a number of McDonnell-Douglas and Boeing aircraft at Pima Air and Space Museum<\/a>. The one that always gives me pause, though, is our former US Navy Blue Angels McDonnell-Douglas F\/A-18 Hornet, because the museum wants us to call it a Boeing F\/A-18, what with Mac D having become part of Boeing in the late 1990s and Boeing\u2019s continuing manufacture of new Super Hornets. I always stumble over the phrase \u201cBoeing F\/A-18 Hornet.\u201d It\u2019ll always be a McDonnell-Douglas jet to me.<\/p>\n

Anyway, here’s an interesting article<\/a> in the current issue of The Atlantic, purporting to explain\u00a0how\u00a0the aircraft manufacturer lost its way. It posits two important\u00a0reasons for Boeing’s current problems:\u00a0one, the company’s late-1990s “reverse takeover” of McDonnell-Douglas, wherein McDonnell-Douglas leadership moved into Boeing headquarters and imported its own bottom-line culture; two, the relocation of Boeing’s\u00a0headquarters to Chicago\u00a0a year or two later, which separated\u00a0executives from the engineers in Seattle who previously ran the show. The article purports to tell how a\u00a0respected pillar of the\u00a0aerospace business, a company\u00a0run by engineer-executives who put the emphasis on building the best aircraft possible, morphed into a corporate giant\u00a0whose primary purpose is to make\u00a0money for its shareholders.<\/p>\n

I have a beef with the McDonnell-Douglas part of The Atlantic’s argument. McDonnell\u00a0had a\u00a0well-earned\u00a0reputation as a designer and manufacturer of spacecraft and military aircraft; Douglas an equally solid reputation\u00a0in the airliner business. I flew\u00a0the McDonnell-Douglas F-15 Eagle during my Air Force career, and never once felt\u00a0it was anything less than the best\u00a0fast-mover in the skies, beautifully designed and engineered, the Cadillac\u2014nay, the Mercedes-Benz\u2014of fighters. Every base I was posted to had a McDonnell-Douglas rep on hand, and when we needed support from\u00a0St. Louis we got it, if not on the spot then overnight, even in the most remote locations. I’m not alone in feeling this way. Never have I ever* heard a\u00a0fighter pilot, whether Air Force, Navy, or Marine, bad-mouth one of Mister Mac’s jets.<\/p>\n

The part about separating Boeing’s headquarters from the manufacturing plant\u2014and the engineers\u2014in Seattle? Which was primarily done, by the way, in a foot-stomping fit of conservative pique over Seattle’s left-leaning culture? I’ll buy that; it makes sense. But don’t you be putting down McDonnell-Douglas, not around me anyway.<\/p>\n

*Other than in those ubiquitous Facebook\u00a0cut & paste meme posts, who ever has said “never have I ever”? But you know what? It felt right to use it in that one sentence: “Never have I ever heard a fighter pilot, whether Air Force, Navy, or Marine, bad-mouth one of Mister Mac’s jets.”<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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