{"id":2324,"date":"2009-06-24T14:25:05","date_gmt":"2009-06-24T21:25:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=2324"},"modified":"2009-06-24T14:25:05","modified_gmt":"2009-06-24T21:25:05","slug":"is-that-a-euphemism-in-your-pocket","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=2324","title":{"rendered":"Is That a Euphemism in Your Pocket?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2325\" title=\"rifleman\" src=\"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/rifleman.jpg\" alt=\"rifleman\" width=\"450\" height=\"643\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/rifleman.jpg 450w, https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/rifleman-209x300.jpg 209w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>So I thought I&#8217;d take a little hike up the Appalachian Trail.\u00a0 You know, just to see how far the Old Log Inn is.\u00a0 But when I get back I find a note from my wife: &#8220;Gone to Reno.&#8221;\u00a0 Shoot, now it&#8217;s just me &amp; Rosie . . . and her five sisters.\u00a0 Well, gotta go, it&#8217;s time for batting practice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I thought I&#8217;d take a little hike up the Appalachian Trail.\u00a0 You know, just to see how far the Old Log Inn is.\u00a0 But when I get back I find a note from my wife: &#8220;Gone to Reno.&#8221;\u00a0 Shoot, now it&#8217;s just me &amp; Rosie . . . and her five sisters.\u00a0 Well, gotta [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2324","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-current-events","category-words"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2324","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2324"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2324\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2326,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2324\/revisions\/2326"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2324"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2324"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2324"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}