{"id":219,"date":"2007-03-14T10:48:23","date_gmt":"2007-03-14T17:48:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=219"},"modified":"2007-09-16T15:07:45","modified_gmt":"2007-09-16T22:07:45","slug":"dumbing-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=219","title":{"rendered":"The Dumbing Down of Virtually Everything (Part VI)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One tries to ignore pop culture, but it seeps through.\u00a0 Now Maine lobster and Chad have joined forces with the Ma Na Ma Na song to take over my brain.<\/p>\n<p>A seafood chain (Red Lobster,\u00a0or is it Joe&#8217;s Crab Shack?)\u00a0is advertising Maine lobster tail.\u00a0 Say what?\u00a0 What happened to the claws, antennae, head, body, and legs?\u00a0 When you get Maine lobster, it&#8217;s the whole thing, and it&#8217;s alive, right up until you place your order and they toss it in the pot.\u00a0 Since when did Maine lobstermen start cutting up their precious catch and freeze-drying the parts, like chicken wings,\u00a0for cheap chain restaurants?\u00a0 Lobster lovers, this is some sort of scam, and I say the hell with it.\u00a0 Whatever it is\u00a0they&#8217;re selling, it ain&#8217;t Maine lobster.<\/p>\n<p>And then there&#8217;s <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/supportmycircle\">Chad<\/a>, the Alltel guy.\u00a0 Have you noticed he&#8217;s now appearing in a hamburger chain commercial?\u00a0 My wife says it&#8217;s a Chad lookalike, but I think it&#8217;s Chad.\u00a0 What the hell?\u00a0Actors from one corporation&#8217;s commercial doing cameo appearances in other corporation&#8217;s commercials? Is this the next trend in appealing to the under-30 demographic?\u00a0Is Chad the new <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Carrot_Top\">Carrot Top<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t believe I&#8217;m blogging about this stuff.\u00a0 Ma na ma na, doo doo de doo doo, ma na ma na, doo doo doo doo, ma na ma na, doo doo de doo doo . . . all hell, let&#8217;s all <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=07gfXxixftY\">sing along<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p><em>Previous entries in this thread: <a href=\"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=84\">here<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=66\">here<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=93\">here<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=50\">here<\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=38\">here<\/a><\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One tries to ignore pop culture, but it seeps through.\u00a0 Now Maine lobster and Chad have joined forces with the Ma Na Ma Na song to take over my brain. A seafood chain (Red Lobster,\u00a0or is it Joe&#8217;s Crab Shack?)\u00a0is advertising Maine lobster tail.\u00a0 Say what?\u00a0 What happened to the claws, antennae, head, body, and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,7,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-219","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consumerism","category-culture","category-media"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=219"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=219"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=219"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=219"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}