{"id":20726,"date":"2017-06-16T14:05:23","date_gmt":"2017-06-16T21:05:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=20726"},"modified":"2017-06-16T14:07:33","modified_gmt":"2017-06-16T21:07:33","slug":"we-was-robbed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=20726","title":{"rendered":"We Was Robbed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/5\/4215\/34504980964_0ab23f82d4_m.jpg\" alt=\"trump_at_desk\" width=\"240\" height=\"163\" \/>Seen on Twitter: &#8220;RT if you still haven&#8217;t said the words &#8216;President Trump&#8217; aloud.&#8221; These lips haven&#8217;t, but I did type\u00a0them once, in a\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=19999\">January blog post<\/a>.\u00a0In my defense, I was quoting a Washington Post headline, and\u00a0I hope George Soros\u00a0won&#8217;t invalidate my intolerant liberal license.<\/p>\n<p>So now we have, or had, a liberal with a gun. Had to happen sooner or later. On Facebook, conservative family members\u00a0have been copying &amp; pasting\u00a0rightwing jabs at\u00a0intolerant liberals ever since the election. I expect my newsfeed\u00a0to overflow with them now. I dunno, maybe they think they can bully the rest of us &#8230; the majority whose\u00a0votes were invalidated by the Electoral College\u00a0&#8230; into shutting up about the un-American travesty\u00a0of a wannabe dictator they\u00a0put in office, with help from\u00a0the Russians.<\/p>\n<p>Yikes. I&#8217;m not one to hold a grudge, but I&#8217;ve been angry since the 8th of November, and it&#8217;s not letting up. We was robbed, folks, and the bastards are a long way from being done with us.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Every now and then a writer or publisher will offer me a free book in exchange for a review. I don&#8217;t need any more physical books cluttering up the house, but\u00a0if the description sounds interesting, I&#8217;ll download\u00a0and review the ebook version. A friend of mine always scolds me for doing this without payment, but my reviews are in no way scholarly or researched, and I review every book I read anyway &#8230; it&#8217;s nice to get a freebie once in a while.<\/p>\n<p>So long as the freebie&#8217;s worth reading, that is. I&#8217;m pretty good at deciphering book jacket blurbs and knowing if something&#8217;s up my alley or not, but occasionally I&#8217;ll get stuck with a crappy book, poorly written or not at all what the publisher promised, a book\u00a0I have to plow through and write about because that&#8217;s my end of the deal. And if I write a terribly negative review, which I will because I won&#8217;t pull punches on bad books, I worry the freebie faucet will run dry. So far, though, that hasn&#8217;t happened.<\/p>\n<p>I hate it when vaguebloggers and vaguebookers don&#8217;t give you the deets, so here are links to two reviews I wrote in exchange for free books:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Stuart Archer Cohen:\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/review\/show\/1190175314?book_show_action=false&amp;from_review_page=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">This Is How It Really Sounds: A Novel<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Richard Marcinko:\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/review\/show\/815603740?book_show_action=false&amp;from_review_page=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Curse of the Infidel (Rogue Warrior #17)<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Cohen&#8217;s novel\u00a0was\u00a0one of the best I&#8217;ve read in ages. Marcinko&#8217;s was an airport thriller about special operations, but since I worked with snake eaters\u00a0who\u00a0knew Marcinko (the disgraced former head of Seal Team Six), interesting.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><a title=\"Brlla\" href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/halfmind\/34244642883\/in\/dateposted\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/5\/4282\/34244642883_8364539cb5_m.jpg\" alt=\"Brlla\" width=\"240\" height=\"180\" \/><\/a>Donna&#8217;s taking a friend\u00a0to dialysis today. Our friend is suffering from leukemia and kidney failure, and we&#8217;re watching her\u00a0dog Bella, a puppy who, to our sad surprise, wasn&#8217;t housebroken. We&#8217;ve had her for two weeks and she&#8217;s basically trained now, barring the occasional accident, which tells me we haven&#8217;t lost the touch and are ready for another miniature dachshund puppy &#8230; as soon as Bella goes home.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, I&#8217;m hunkering down for what promises to be a very hot day, with even hotter days forecast for the weekend and following week, as high as 114\u00b0F. I&#8217;m closing shutters to keep the sun from beaming through\u00a0the windows, and putting up the big umbrella over the shallow end of the pool so I can jump in later without getting\u00a0radiation burns.<\/p>\n<p>One of our bicycle clubs is\u00a0putting on a hare &amp; hounds ride Sunday morning, but the hares don&#8217;t want to start until 10 AM. It&#8217;ll be close to 100\u00b0 by then &#8230; even starting as early as 8 AM would be pressing it. I wish they&#8217;d consulted an experienced hare (namely me) &#8230; there are places in downtown Tucson where you can get a cold beer before 10 AM, and I know where they are. Donna has already said she isn&#8217;t going, and I&#8217;m wrestling with it. The last time I rode one of these trails in triple-digit heat, two months ago (who says global warming&#8217;s a hoax?), I got so close to heatstroke I went down, scraping the hell out of one knee. A smart person would stay the hell home.\u00a0I like to think I&#8217;m smart, but I don&#8217;t always act that way. We&#8217;ll see.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seen on Twitter: &#8220;RT if you still haven&#8217;t said the words &#8216;President Trump&#8217; aloud.&#8221; These lips haven&#8217;t, but I did type\u00a0them once, in a\u00a0January blog post.\u00a0In my defense, I was quoting a Washington Post headline, and\u00a0I hope George Soros\u00a0won&#8217;t invalidate my intolerant liberal license. So now we have, or had, a liberal with a gun. 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