{"id":20642,"date":"2017-06-02T12:12:09","date_gmt":"2017-06-02T19:12:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=20642"},"modified":"2017-06-02T12:29:00","modified_gmt":"2017-06-02T19:29:00","slug":"leave-kathy-alone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=20642","title":{"rendered":"Leave Kathy Alone!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/5\/4199\/34207923884_311aa7a1ee_q.jpg\" alt=\"crocker2007\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/>Lemme know when Kathy Griffin starts murdering people on the Metro. Then maybe I&#8217;ll give a shit about the message she&#8217;s sending. I thought the mock beheading photo was timely, appropriate, and well within the bounds of acceptable political discourse.\u00a0And anyway,\u00a0who&#8217;s to say HBO didn&#8217;t stage the whole thing\u00a0&#8230; the photo, the social media meltdown, the apology &#8230; as a teaser\u00a0for the final season of Game of Thrones? Huh? Betcha didn&#8217;t think of that!<\/p>\n<p>I was dismayed to hear USAA&#8217;s going to advertise on Sean Hannity&#8217;s TV and radio shows, but then I learned they they were going to start advertising on Rachel Maddow&#8217;s show too. A\u00a0while back, apparently, USAA had stopped airing ads on shows they considered partisan. Now they&#8217;ve\u00a0had second thoughts and decided to start advertising again, doing business with right- and left-wing outlets. This set off another social media curfuffle (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.miamiherald.com\/news\/local\/education\/article153653739.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">look it up<\/a>, kerfuffle-head), but I&#8217;m not joining the boycott.\u00a0We&#8217;ve been with USAA since I joined the military in 1973. Over the years we&#8217;ve filed\u00a0a few claims, and they&#8217;ve always been great. And by great I mean great: fast, courteous, honest, the works. Claims are where it counts, and USAA&#8217;s\u00a0always come through. They also pay\u00a0annual dividends, and last year&#8217;s was a decent hunk of change.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re\u00a0staying the course. If USAA wants to follow the Swiss model and do business with everyone, I&#8217;m okay with that. Hannity is a stupid man and a partisan hack, but he&#8217;s not in the same league as racist hate-mongers like Rush Limbaugh and Alex Jones. USAA, I hope you&#8217;re not going to advertise with that lot &#8230; I&#8217;ll change my decision in a heartbeat, you hear?<\/p>\n<p>Surely entrepreneurs are already selling stickers and decals\u00a0of Kathy Griffin holding the severed bloody\u00a0head of Donald Trump. I don&#8217;t have the guts to put anything like that on my USAA-insured car, but two days ago I ordered\u00a0a white oval bumper sticker with a single word on it: resist. Least I can do. Never forget that we, the people, voted for Hillary Clinton, and that the current occupant of the White House is\u00a0illegitimate, literally #NotOurPresident.<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><a title=\"Brlla\" href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/halfmind\/34244642883\/in\/dateposted\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/5\/4282\/34244642883_8364539cb5_q.jpg\" alt=\"Brlla\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a>A\u00a0friend is undergoing chemo and just returned\u00a0home from two weeks in hospital. Her immune system is down\u00a0and she can&#8217;t have pets\u00a0in the house; her dog&#8217;s with us for the time being. Bella is a little jumpy yappy\u00a0thing, but she&#8217;s settling down fast, taking lessons in chill from Maxie and me.<\/p>\n<p>Hey, I thought about that &#8220;in hospital.&#8221; Not long ago I&#8217;d have made a point of saying &#8220;in the hospital&#8221; like a good American. But we don&#8217;t say &#8220;in the hospice,&#8221; now, do we? No, we say &#8220;in hospice.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Donna&#8217;s in Las Vegas for Quentin&#8217;s eighth-grade graduation. Am I allowed to say, without anyone thinking I don&#8217;t love my grandson, that middle-school graduations are a crock? I mean, exactly what is that middle-school diploma worth? I know, I&#8217;m griping about modern times like some lame-ass old, but I <em>am<\/em>\u00a0old. My generation went to work in the coal mines as soon as\u00a0we were old enough to swing a pick. Middle-school graduations, forsooth!<\/p>\n<p>I think after Donna comes home Sunday we&#8217;ll start looking for another miniature dachshund.\u00a0We raised Schatzi from a puppy, taught her everything she knew. So we&#8217;re not going to look for an adult dog but another puppy instead, even though it&#8217;s a lot of work. It&#8217;s worth it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lemme know when Kathy Griffin starts murdering people on the Metro. Then maybe I&#8217;ll give a shit about the message she&#8217;s sending. 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