{"id":20463,"date":"2017-04-21T13:00:35","date_gmt":"2017-04-21T20:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=20463"},"modified":"2017-04-22T10:04:59","modified_gmt":"2017-04-22T17:04:59","slug":"friday-bag-o-solitude","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=20463","title":{"rendered":"Friday Bag o&#8217; Solitude"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/3\/2816\/34183080655_5d00005d97_m.jpg\" alt=\"solitude bag\" width=\"120\" height=\"240\" \/>Donna&#8217;s been visiting family in California since the 12th. She returns on the 25th, next Tuesday. I&#8217;m over the hump now. Today, Friday, is the last long day with nothing on my schedule. Saturday morning I&#8217;m going for a short bicycle ride with friends; Sunday a longer ride with local Hash House Harriers; Monday of course is my day at the air museum.<\/p>\n<p>You might think I&#8217;m getting short-changed in the vacation department, but I was with Donna on the last California family trip, and anyway I don&#8217;t want to fly unless I have to. We&#8217;re planning a car trip to California in 2018, this time to see friends as opposed to family. And my son and I have a motorcycle trip next month.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been occupying my evenings with &#8220;Buffy the Vampire Slayer&#8221; and am more infatuated with it than ever. Still, with four seasons to go, I can see how Buffy might become too much of a good thing. &#8220;Better Call Saul&#8221; is getting near my limit &#8230; perhaps if there were fewer commercial breaks it would feel more tightly plotted. Hey, though, another season of &#8220;Fargo&#8221; kicked off this week, and so far I&#8217;m all in. Unaccountably, an entire season of &#8220;Hap and Leonard&#8221; slipped by without me being aware of it. It must be on a channel I never watch otherwise, because I didn&#8217;t see a single ad for it. Oh, well, it&#8217;ll be on Netflix some day and I&#8217;ll catch up.<\/p>\n<p>A friend asked me if it was legitimate for an A-10 pilot to call herself a fighter pilot, the &#8220;A&#8221; in A-10 standing for attack and all. Interesting question, not least because of that &#8220;herself.&#8221; There&#8217;s only one woman she could be referring to: retired USAF Colonel Martha McSally, now Congresswoman McSally, representing Arizona&#8217;s Second District in Washington DC. Martha did indeed fly A-10s, and was, I think, the first USAF woman to log combat time when she deployed to Saudi Arabia during\u00a0Desert Storm. I know Martha a little bit and like her, but didn&#8217;t vote for her &#8230; she&#8217;s well over on the right, particularly on immigration and reproductive issues. I think my friend, the one who asked about fighter pilots, feels the same way.<\/p>\n<p>But yeah, what&#8217;s a fighter pilot? The dictionary says a fighter is &#8220;a fast airplane that has weapons for destroying enemy aircraft.&#8221; The F-15 and F-22, dedicated to the air-to-air mission, are good examples. Dictionaries don&#8217;t have much to say about attack aircraft, but in the military everyone agrees they are fighter-type planes\u00a0designed to deliver air-to-ground weapons, provide close air support, and provide cover during combat rescue missions. The A-10 is such an aircraft. Then there&#8217;s an entire class of multi-role fighters that fly both air-to-air and air-to-ground: the USAF&#8217;s F-16 and F-35, the Navy&#8217;s F\/A-18.<\/p>\n<p>In USAF pilot training, all students complete\u00a0a primary phase in a two-place turboprop. At that point they&#8217;re\u00a0selected for one of three advanced training tracks: fighter\/bomber, airlift\/tanker, or helicopter. Students selected for the fighter\/bomber track, the top performers in the primary phase,\u00a0will go on to fly the A-10, F-15 Eagle, F-15E Strike Eagle, F-16, F-22, F-35, B-1, B-2, or B-52. Subtract the B-designated planes, which are large strategic bombers, and what&#8217;s left are the fighters. It doesn&#8217;t matter whether they&#8217;re air-to-ground, air-to-air, or both &#8230; they&#8217;re all fighters, and the men and women who fly them are fighter pilots.<\/p>\n<p>Getting back to Congresswoman McSally, she is absolutely a fighter pilot, a trained steely-eyed killer entitled to all privileges, immunities, and rights pertaining thereto. Would it kill her to be less of a damn Republican?<\/p>\n<p>Related:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/3\/2817\/34141968486_d481e07e21_z.jpg\" alt=\"18010373_10155203745187346_8385375334866100915_n\" width=\"640\" height=\"543\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Oh c&#8217;mon, the Russians have been routing flights near American airspace and parking surveillance ships off our coasts since at least the Eisenhower administration. It&#8217;s a weekly, even daily occurrence. The USAF intercepts and escorts the airplanes (I did my share of it when I flew F-15s); the Navy and Coast Guard shadow the ships. We do the same thing to them. It&#8217;s ops normal, no big deal. When it comes to Trump, there&#8217;s plenty of real things to worry about.<\/p>\n<p>And then there&#8217;s this:<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Screen Shot 2017-04-21 at 12.15.27 PM\" href=\"https:\/\/patch.com\/tennessee\/nashville\/feds-detail-tad-cummins-allegations\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/3\/2831\/34142366436_47596334b3_z.jpg\" alt=\"Screen Shot 2017-04-21 at 12.15.27 PM\" width=\"640\" height=\"399\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Whoa, single-bed motel stays and unseemly purchases? Why, whatever do you suppose those two were up to? Enquiring minds want to know!<\/p>\n<p>That poor girl, her face plastered everywhere. She did a dumb-ass thing, running off with that loser, but was it dumb enough to justify ruining her life? What are her options now? A new identity? Facial surgery? That stuff doesn&#8217;t come cheap!<\/p>\n<p>Do I need to remind you the pussy-grabber in chief has been accused of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/entry\/donald-trump-rape-case_us_581a31a5e4b0c43e6c1d9834\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">forcibly raping a girl<\/a> who was even younger?<\/p>\n<p>God, I need something to cleanse my palate. More Buffy, less news!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Donna&#8217;s been visiting family in California since the 12th. She returns on the 25th, next Tuesday. I&#8217;m over the hump now. Today, Friday, is the last long day with nothing on my schedule. Saturday morning I&#8217;m going for a short bicycle ride with friends; Sunday a longer ride with local Hash House Harriers; Monday of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25,10,3,4,16,14,2,8,30,414],"tags":[2301,2300,1988,277,2302,2024],"class_list":["post-20463","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bicycling","category-current-events","category-flying","category-hash-house-harriers","category-media","category-military","category-personal","category-politics","category-reviews","category-tv","tag-better-call-saul","tag-buffy-the-vampire-slayer","tag-fargo","tag-fighter-pilots","tag-sex-slavery","tag-trump"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20463","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20463"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20463\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20478,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20463\/revisions\/20478"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20463"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20463"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20463"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}