{"id":20142,"date":"2017-03-07T11:34:18","date_gmt":"2017-03-07T18:34:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=20142"},"modified":"2017-03-07T11:38:40","modified_gmt":"2017-03-07T18:38:40","slug":"ventilador-this-sucker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=20142","title":{"rendered":"Ventilador This, Sucker"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Between tram tours at the air museum, I sneak into a\u00a0mostly-empty storeroom behind one of the exhibit galleries. It&#8217;s quiet\u00a0and out of the way, a perfect place for a break. I thought I was the only\u00a0one who knew about it.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"IMG_2895\" href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/halfmind\/33294475855\/in\/dateposted-public\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/4\/3936\/33294475855_c877906be8_z.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_2895\" width=\"640\" height=\"462\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>For at least the last two years, these two boxes have been sitting against one of the walls. One with Spanish labeling, one with English. When I sat down in the storeroom yesterday, this is what I saw:<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"IMG_2896\" href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/halfmind\/32451665004\/in\/dateposted-public\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/1\/681\/32451665004_5355169012_z.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_2896\" width=\"640\" height=\"448\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I guess the storeroom isn&#8217;t that big a secret after all. Someone else knows about it, and whoever it is turned the one box around so that the English-language side faces outward. I&#8217;m gonna guess it&#8217;s a Trumpkin.<\/p>\n<p>Just to show I&#8217;m above such small-minded shit, I turned the box back around. If it happens again, I&#8217;ll turn &#8217;em both Spanish-side out. \u00a1Esto es la guerra!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Between tram tours at the air museum, I sneak into a\u00a0mostly-empty storeroom behind one of the exhibit galleries. It&#8217;s quiet\u00a0and out of the way, a perfect place for a break. I thought I was the only\u00a0one who knew about it. For at least the last two years, these two boxes have been sitting against one [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[250,2,1601],"tags":[2248],"class_list":["post-20142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture-wars","category-personal","category-photoblogging","tag-guerra"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20142","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20142"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20142\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20147,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20142\/revisions\/20147"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}