{"id":2004,"date":"2009-04-30T18:08:48","date_gmt":"2009-05-01T01:08:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=2004"},"modified":"2009-04-30T18:08:48","modified_gmt":"2009-05-01T01:08:48","slug":"15-signs-those-around-you-may-have-swine-flu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=2004","title":{"rendered":"15 Signs Those Around You May Have Swine Flu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2005\" src=\"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/swine.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"323\" height=\"381\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/swine.jpg 323w, https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/swine-254x300.jpg 254w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 323px) 100vw, 323px\" \/><\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Hogging the fast lane<\/li>\n<li>Shopping at Piggly-Wiggly<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;My God, your bedroom is a sty!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Thinking nothing&#8217;s wrong with pork barrel spending<\/li>\n<li>Five little piggies on each foot<\/li>\n<li>Grunting<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;What smells?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Bringing home the bacon<\/li>\n<li>Favorite Muppets character: Miss Piggy<\/li>\n<li>Favorite Muppets skit: Pigs in Spaaaaace<\/li>\n<li>Hamming it up for the camera<\/li>\n<li>Poor table manners<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Jesus, were you raised in a barn?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Acting as if some animals are more equal than others<\/li>\n<li>Repeatedly saying &#8220;Welcome to the EIB Network!&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hogging the fast lane Shopping at Piggly-Wiggly &#8220;My God, your bedroom is a sty!&#8221; Thinking nothing&#8217;s wrong with pork barrel spending Five little piggies on each foot Grunting &#8220;What smells?&#8221; Bringing home the bacon Favorite Muppets character: Miss Piggy Favorite Muppets skit: Pigs in Spaaaaace Hamming it up for the camera Poor table manners &#8220;Jesus, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2004","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-current-events"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2004","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2004"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2004\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2009,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2004\/revisions\/2009"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2004"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2004"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2004"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}