{"id":18767,"date":"2016-06-03T10:17:59","date_gmt":"2016-06-03T17:17:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=18767"},"modified":"2016-06-09T14:18:55","modified_gmt":"2016-06-09T21:18:55","slug":"reporto-colosal-con-chicas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=18767","title":{"rendered":"\u00a1Reporto Colosal con Chicas!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/8\/7784\/26831298953_bbab9cdb6c_m.jpg\" alt=\"7a596a75-salsa\" width=\"240\" height=\"198\" \/>Did I mention picking up where I left off at Anytime Fitness?\u00a0As before, other gym patrons have a habit of setting\u00a0the wall monitors to Fox News, where old grievances are\u00a0always fresh and raw. I swear, you can&#8217;t watch Fox for 10 minutes without seeing some reference to Bowe Bergdahl,\u00a0Benghazi, or the time Barack Obama refused to drink a beer with Mitch McConnell.<\/p>\n<p>Tuesday, though, was different. I didn&#8217;t notice at first, because I usually get on the stationary bicycle and lose myself in a Kindle book, but after pedaling for a few minutes\u00a0I realized I\u00a0wasn&#8217;t hearing the words and names that normally bubble up\u00a0in the background\u2014email, Monica Lewinsky, indictment, Ambassador John Bolton\u2014so I glanced\u00a0at the nearest screen. There was a reporter up to her ankles in water, talking about floods in Texas. She didn&#8217;t mention politics, nor did the chyron running underneath. I squinted to make out the logo at the bottom left of the screen: HNL. Well, that explained that. If it had been Fox News, they&#8217;d have found a way to slag\u00a0Obama and\u00a0Clinton for those <a href=\"http:\/\/abc13.com\/weather\/horses-take-refuge-from-flood-water-on-homes-porch\/1364057\/\" target=\"_blank\">horses on the porch<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>This morning the wall monitors at the gym were set to a variety of\u00a0channels. When I was on the leg machines the closest TV\u00a0was set to Univision Arizona. Remember <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=colberto+reporto+gigante&amp;espv=2&amp;biw=1280&amp;bih=569&amp;source=lnms&amp;sa=X&amp;ved=0ahUKEwj90eqVn4zNAhUL2mMKHazCCAEQ_AUIBSgA&amp;dpr=1.25\" target=\"_blank\">Colberto Reporto Gigante<\/a>, where Stephen Colbert\u00a0lampooned Mexican TV? Without wanting to seem like I&#8217;m picking on Univision or its viewers in any way, I must say &#8230; Univision Arizona is\u00a0<em>just like that<\/em>, right down to the chicas!<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of Mexico, I tried another of Polly&#8217;s south-of-the-border frozen fruit bars\u00a0last night. This one was called Pepino con Chile, a cucumber &amp;\u00a0chile popsicle. And I <em>liked<\/em> it, though my lips and tongue burned for a while after I finished it.<\/p>\n<p>Here are my chicas, by the way.<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a title=\"IMG_0665\" href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/halfmind\/27339862332\/in\/dateposted-public\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/c5.staticflickr.com\/8\/7055\/27339862332_4964bbb442_z.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_0665\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\"><center>With Angie &amp; Donna at the corner coffee shop<\/center><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Shifting gears, I was happy to see Hillary Clinton\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/?gws_rd=ssl#q=clinton+eviscerates+trump\" target=\"_blank\">hogging the oxygen<\/a> in the room yesterday. It&#8217;s about time: for the past few weeks El Trumpo\u00a0has been breathing most of it, at least from what I see on the media, with Bernie Sanders huffing up\u00a0the rest. But <a href=\"http:\/\/time.com\/4355797\/hillary-clinton-donald-trump-foreign-policy-speech-transcript\/\" target=\"_blank\">one good speech<\/a>, and how things change.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not going\u00a0to join the chorus of men who say\u00a0Hillary sounds\u00a0strident in her campaign speeches, but I\u00a0will say this: to me at least,\u00a0she doesn&#8217;t present\u00a0well when she yells slogans into the mic like a traditional candidate. I never feel I&#8217;m seeing the real Hillary when she does that, and if she seems\u00a0phony to me, a die-hard Hillary fan, how about to less committed voters? Listening to her speech yesterday, though, I felt I was seeing the real person behind the candidate. She was smart, conversational, armed with facts, and entirely persuasive. I think she&#8217;s found the right voice to use for the rest of her campaign. I hope she sticks with it. Not to mention, she&#8217;s dead\u00a0on in her assessment of Donald Trump and the\u00a0chaos he&#8217;d inflict on our country and the world\u00a0should he get elected.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>I have little\u00a0to say about the Air Force Thunderbirds and Navy Blue Angels crashes yesterday, other than to honor the pilots: Blue Angel #6, who died on impact, and Thunderbird #6, who ejected safely but then had to endure a\u00a0grip &amp; grin with his commander-in-chief. I&#8217;m not sure which fate I would have chosen, and I\u00a0don&#8217;t say\u00a0that lightly.<\/p>\n<p>Flying fast and maneuvering hard at low altitude is dangerous work. There&#8217;s no room to recover when things go wrong, as any\u00a0demonstration or\u00a0aerobatic team pilot will tell you. There are days when I take a dim view of the military&#8217;s love\u00a0for bread &amp; circuses public displays. 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I swear, you can&#8217;t watch Fox for 10 minutes without seeing some reference to Bowe Bergdahl,\u00a0Benghazi, or the time Barack Obama refused [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,250,10,3,16,14,2,8],"tags":[68,2035,2118,2117,2120,2119],"class_list":["post-18767","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consumerism","category-culture-wars","category-current-events","category-flying","category-media","category-military","category-personal","category-politics","tag-fox-news","tag-hillary-clinton","tag-mexican-popsicles","tag-univision","tag-us-navy-blue-angels","tag-usaf-thunderbirds"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18767","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18767"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18767\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18805,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18767\/revisions\/18805"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18767"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18767"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18767"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}