{"id":16733,"date":"2015-06-04T14:08:16","date_gmt":"2015-06-04T21:08:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=16733"},"modified":"2015-06-04T14:08:16","modified_gmt":"2015-06-04T21:08:16","slug":"thursday-bag-o-dgas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=16733","title":{"rendered":"Thursday Bag o&#8217; DGAS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/1\/374\/18461122222_2f9482214b_m.jpg\" alt=\"dgas bag\" width=\"229\" height=\"240\" \/>My give-a-shit meter is close to zero. I&#8217;m in a rage\u00a0slump, kind of like a manic-depressive on the down cycle. Something will set me off again, probably sooner than later, and I&#8217;ll be back to normal,\u00a0ranting and raving about injustice, racism, and stupidity. Ooh, did I just feel a rage twinge\u00a0there?<\/p>\n<p>So how &#8217;bout them\u00a0Duggars? Meh. The Christian right can forgive just about anything, so long as the sinners are\u00a0white. Caitlyn Jenner?\u00a0I cared for half a New York minute, then found out she&#8217;s just <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/blogs\/early-lead\/wp\/2015\/06\/03\/i-am-cait-the-first-look-at-caitlyn-jenners-reality-show\/\" target=\"_blank\">cashing in<\/a>.\u00a0Dennis Hastert? What a surprise. Good thing we have American media to distract us\u00a0any kind of news that might actually affect us, eh?<\/p>\n<p>Donna hurt her back again last night and she&#8217;s going to see the doc today. I hope she gets some relief (she did: they gave her some pain pills, which usually help). She&#8217;s retired for good now and we&#8217;re adjusting to being home together all day, every day. It&#8217;ll probably be harder on me than on her; she turned on the TV the other morning and I was (privately) appalled. Daytime TV? In OUR\u00a0house? Thank goodness I had the foresight to set up a rocking chair and reading corner in the master bedroom, far away from the TV end of the house.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile at the air museum:\u00a0ride-alongs with tram docents\u00a0to learn\u00a0the ropes. I\u00a0started leading\u00a0walking tours\u00a0four years ago, and while the museum doesn&#8217;t give walking tour docents\u00a0a script, they\u00a0do give us a list of specific\u00a0aircraft to talk about.\u00a0Once we\u00a0cover those exhibits we\u00a0have about\u00a0ten minutes free time\u00a0and can talk about whatever we\u00a0want. Tram docents seem to have a freer hand: not only don&#8217;t they have a script, they can choose\u00a0which of the\u00a0100+ outdoor aircraft they want to\u00a0talk about on any particular day. I&#8217;m sure most tram docents settle into a routine and cover\u00a0the same exhibits every time, but they don&#8217;t have to. My plan is to learn\u00a0something about each of the outdoor aircraft, in case visitors ask questions, but of course I have my favorites and those are the ones I&#8217;ll probably talk about. I&#8217;m up about switching over from walking tours to the tram. I\u00a0could\u00a0say I&#8217;m excited, but don&#8217;t want to get carried away.<\/p>\n<p>I think, now that visitor season is over, we can start planning our late summer road trip. We have three\u00a0mandatory destinations: Chico\u00a0CA (Donna&#8217;s Aunt Joyce), Portland\u00a0OR (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.interamoregon.com\" target=\"_blank\">InterAmericas Hash<\/a>),\u00a0and Bremerton WA (our niece Rebecca). We&#8217;d like to see a couple of old friends in Sacramento, and neither of us have ever\u00a0been to Yosemite, but those are optional stopovers at this point. Distances are such that we&#8217;ll have to overnight in one or two\u00a0places where we don&#8217;t know anyone. Right now I&#8217;m waiting for Donna&#8217;s pain pill to kick in so we can look at Google Maps together.<\/p>\n<p>The road trip, by the way, will be an early 50th anniversary present to ourselves\u00a0(with the onset\u00a0of daytime TV in this once-quiet house I&#8217;d say us lasting that long is a 50\/50 proposition at best JUST KIDDING DONNA).<\/p>\n<p>Hell, I need to snap out of DGAS mode. I&#8217;m going to think about Dick Cheney for a while. That should do it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My give-a-shit meter is close to zero. I&#8217;m in a rage\u00a0slump, kind of like a manic-depressive on the down cycle. Something will set me off again, probably sooner than later, and I&#8217;ll be back to normal,\u00a0ranting and raving about injustice, racism, and stupidity. Ooh, did I just feel a rage twinge\u00a0there? So how &#8217;bout them\u00a0Duggars? 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