{"id":16404,"date":"2015-03-31T10:01:55","date_gmt":"2015-03-31T17:01:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=16404"},"modified":"2015-03-31T10:01:55","modified_gmt":"2015-03-31T17:01:55","slug":"an-infamous-friend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=16404","title":{"rendered":"An Infamous Friend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I wrote, on one of my other blogs, about the time my wife and I knew John Wayne Bobbitt: <a href=\"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/hashblog\/?p=7919\" target=\"_blank\">The Story of Stitch<\/a>. Parts of it may be NSFW, but at least there aren&#8217;t any dirty pictures.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wrote, on one of my other blogs, about the time my wife and I knew John Wayne Bobbitt: The Story of Stitch. Parts of it may be NSFW, but at least there aren&#8217;t any dirty pictures.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16404","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hash-house-harriers","category-personal"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16404","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16404"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16404\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16405,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16404\/revisions\/16405"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16404"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16404"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16404"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}