{"id":15914,"date":"2014-12-29T11:51:07","date_gmt":"2014-12-29T18:51:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=15914"},"modified":"2014-12-29T11:53:07","modified_gmt":"2014-12-29T18:53:07","slug":"monday-bag-o-odds-ends","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=15914","title":{"rendered":"Monday Bag o&#8217; Odds &#038; Ends"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8565\/15519545913_c176c60b95_q.jpg\" alt=\"odds and ends\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/>I could say I&#8217;m blogging about odds &amp; ends because it&#8217;s\u00a0the lull between festive holiday events, and with parties\u00a0and football soon to come, no one wants to read about anything serious\u00a0(not that there aren&#8217;t plenty of serious things to write about).<\/p>\n<p>But the end of 2014 and the beginning of 2015, barring surprises, should pretty much be a continuation of the lull for us. No one&#8217;s coming over and we&#8217;re not going out. Wednesday night, Donna&#8217;ll be in bed by 10. If I&#8217;m still awake at midnight I might step outside to listen for gunfire. That&#8217;s as exciting as it gets around here. Football? Not my thing. Donna can watch\u00a0the New Year&#8217;s Day games; I&#8217;ll be on the patio smoking sausages and ribs.<\/p>\n<p>So it&#8217;s only right I&#8217;m blogging about odds &amp; ends.<\/p>\n<p>This morning a friend posted a link to an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oxforddictionaries.com\/us\/apostrophe-challenge\/\" target=\"_blank\">apostrophe usage test<\/a> on Facebook. I don&#8217;t usually click on those things, but apostrophes are\u00a0tricky and I decided to take the challenge. The\u00a0test has two levels: &#8220;terribly tricky&#8221; and &#8220;devilishly difficult.&#8221; You can take each level\u00a0over and over; you get\u00a0different questions each time. I consistently scored 10 of\u00a010 on the tricky level\u00a0but only managed 7 or 8 of\u00a010 on the devilish level. Click on the image below if you want to try your hand.<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a title=\"Screen Shot 2014-12-29 at 10.08.31 AM by Paul Woodford, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oxforddictionaries.com\/us\/apostrophe-challenge\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"click image to take the test\" src=\"https:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7508\/16137373741_0e482aa204.jpg\" alt=\"Screen Shot 2014-12-29 at 10.08.31 AM\" width=\"500\" height=\"419\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Devilish is the word<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>That&#8217;s a screen grab of a representative question from the &#8220;devilishly difficult&#8221; level. The correct answer is\u00a0James&#8217;s, not James&#8217; as I had thought.<\/p>\n<p>Commenting on my friend&#8217;s Facebook post, I said my general rule with regard to apostrophes is &#8220;if in doubt, look it up,&#8221; and\u00a0that while\u00a0Google is great for apostrophe answers, I still turn to my copy of\u00a0the AP Stylebook\u00a0for really thorny issues of usage. This sparked a comment thread\u00a0on style guides. Strong opinions abound. Apparently some writers hate the AP Stylebook because it&#8217;s anti-<a href=\"http:\/\/www.oxforddictionaries.com\/us\/words\/what-is-the-oxford-comma\" target=\"_blank\">Oxford comma<\/a>. I&#8217;m pro-Oxford comma, and have always politely disagreed with AP on that. What&#8217;s the big deal?<\/p>\n<p>When I worked\u00a0for the US Special Operations Command in the 1980s, I learned that\u00a0the most important skill a staff officer can have is the ability to write clearly. Each officer at USSOCOM was issued an AP Stylebook, along with a 9mm Baretta pistol and holster. We kept the pistols in safes when we weren&#8217;t using them; the style guides were on our desks and in use around the clock. You were far more likely to have someone waving a style guide at you than a pistol. Which made the more important and lasting contribution to our nation&#8217;s military readiness? My money&#8217;s on the AP Stylebook.<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a title=\"IMG_0992 by Paul Woodford, on Flickr\" href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/halfmind\/16138528442\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7480\/16138528442_d7a97e8419.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_0992\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">1984 &amp; 2009 AP Stylebooks<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>In spite of Google&#8217;s handiness and ease of use, my standard (save for serial commas) is still the AP Stylebook. I bought a new edition a couple of years ago. I found that I prefer the\u00a01984 edition, the one I was given at USSOCOM. 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