{"id":15073,"date":"2014-08-01T11:30:40","date_gmt":"2014-08-01T18:30:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=15073"},"modified":"2014-08-01T11:30:40","modified_gmt":"2014-08-01T18:30:40","slug":"friday-bag-o-dog-years","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=15073","title":{"rendered":"Friday Bag o&#8217; Dog Years"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/farm3.staticflickr.com\/2898\/14535338577_580a423faa_q.jpg\" alt=\"image\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/>Both hummingbird chicks have flown away. The bicycle\u00a0hook nest is empty. A friend\u00a0told me new chicks sometimes come back to the nest at first. We observed that with one of the chicks from an earlier\u00a0hummingbird nest in June. I remember thinking, &#8220;Surely that bird should have\u00a0learned to fly by now,&#8221; and then right before my eyes it\u00a0did fly. According to my friend, it probably had been flying for a while.<\/p>\n<p>With that in mind I announced I&#8217;d\u00a0wait a week before knocking the nest down, just in case the chicks still think of it as home. Donna said I should\u00a0leave it alone. One, she likes seeing the nest, even if it&#8217;s\u00a0empty. Two, Mother Nature knows best and if I intervene it&#8217;ll change the equation in unknown ways. She&#8217;s right, of course. The old nest stays, and next year&#8217;s mamas can deal with the cleanup. I&#8217;ll content myself with hosing the dried hummingbird shit off the patio floor.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re in the heart of southern Arizona&#8217;s monsoon season, but most of the rain has fallen\u00a0in other neighborhoods. We get\u00a0lightning,\u00a0thunder, and the occasional spatter, and I guess that&#8217;ll have to do. Would that we\u00a0could turn our sprinklers off and not have to add water to the pool every few days.<\/p>\n<p>Some day the southern Arizona water table will be exhausted and the entire region will\u00a0have to be evacuated. We&#8217;ll be refugees. I wonder if people up north and back east will set up immigration checkpoints and try to keep us out. No, not really.\u00a0I don&#8217;t wonder at all. I know they will. People suck.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"image by Paul Woodford, on Flickr\" href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/halfmind\/14721818025\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"click to view full sized image on Flickr\" src=\"https:\/\/farm6.staticflickr.com\/5581\/14721818025_ba23be9dbf.jpg\" alt=\"image\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Dogs don&#8217;t suck, thank goodness. That&#8217;s Schatzi, who is nine years old this month. In dog years she&#8217;s catching up with us. I hope her knees don&#8217;t bother her! Chewie the cat was born in August too, we think, which makes her nineteen,\u00a0an elderly cat. She howls a lot and spends most of her days curled up\u00a0in Donna&#8217;s bathroom sink. Doesn&#8217;t seem to have any problem leaping up onto the bathroom counter, though, and she always\u00a0puts in an appearance at mealtime.<\/p>\n<p>Parts and pieces for my next motorcycle maintenance session are arriving daily. Just waiting for the new tires, which&#8217;ll probably come today. Have I mentioned how much I love online shopping? I get motorcycle\u00a0parts from a\u00a0Honda dealership in Ohio &#8230; good prices, fast and free shipping\u00a0&#8230;\u00a0and have\u00a0been a loyal customer since 2001. For everything else, though, I use Amazon. You can accuse me of\u00a0drinking Jeff Bezos&#8217;\u00a0Kool-aid, and that&#8217;s fine. Beats the hell out of schlepping all over town. Seriously, I wonder if the growth of on-line shopping is making\u00a0a dent in overall\u00a0fuel consumption\u00a0and emissions. It certainly\u00a0saves this one shopper\u00a0a bundle of gas money.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve put in over 1,000 hours of volunteer time at the Pima Air &amp; Space Museum, graduating from a laminated card stock name tag to a spiffy metal badge. They even spelled my name right!<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"image by Paul Woodford, on Flickr\" href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/halfmind\/14602873340\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"click to view full sized image on Flickr\" src=\"https:\/\/farm6.staticflickr.com\/5587\/14602873340_e66e887646.jpg\" alt=\"image\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Mainly, though, I&#8217;m just happy I no longer\u00a0have to wear that damn lanyard around my neck.\u00a0I must have been choked as a child &#8230;\u00a0I hate having anything around my neck. Thank goodness they don&#8217;t want us to\u00a0wear neckties!<\/p>\n<p>During my\u00a0first year at the museum, I worked one day a week, five hours at a time. That added up to 260 hours a year. I&#8217;ve been there three years;\u00a0at that rate I&#8217;d still be well short of a thousand hours. For the past two years, though, I&#8217;ve also been team leader for the walking tour docents, and the extra work that goes with that &#8230; scheduling, resolving conflicts, evaluating new members and giving annual recertifications to team members &#8230; is what hurried me along to metal badge land. I&#8217;m planning to turn team leader duties over to another member this October and go back to working one day a week. I still love the work, still love talking about airplanes and occasionally writing about them.<\/p>\n<p>Actually, I&#8217;m fishing around for an airplane or aviation-related topic to write about. Any suggestions?<\/p>\n<p>A while back, I posed this question to my friends on Facebook: Since &#8220;it&#8217;s&#8221; is a contraction of &#8220;it is,&#8221; why don&#8217;t we say &#8220;it&#8217;s what it&#8217;s&#8221; instead of &#8220;it is what it is&#8221;? No one had a good answer. Certainly I&#8217;ve never seen or heard anyone use &#8220;it&#8217;s&#8221; that way. I did see this interesting iteration\u00a0of &#8220;they&#8217;re&#8221; on Twitter, though, used in the same way:<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Screen Shot 2014-08-01 at 11.05.58 AM by Paul Woodford, on Flickr\" href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/halfmind\/14616841488\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"click to view full sized image on Flickr\" src=\"https:\/\/farm4.staticflickr.com\/3908\/14616841488_cb959fd558.jpg\" alt=\"Screen Shot 2014-08-01 at 11.05.58 AM\" width=\"500\" height=\"493\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Too bad the fellow&#8217;s political views are so retarded. Otherwise we might have been linguistic soul mates!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Both hummingbird chicks have flown away. The bicycle\u00a0hook nest is empty. A friend\u00a0told me new chicks sometimes come back to the nest at first. We observed that with one of the chicks from an earlier\u00a0hummingbird nest in June. 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