{"id":14545,"date":"2014-04-12T11:04:44","date_gmt":"2014-04-12T18:04:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=14545"},"modified":"2014-04-12T15:40:45","modified_gmt":"2014-04-12T22:40:45","slug":"saturday-bag-o-heartbleed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=14545","title":{"rendered":"Saturday Bag o&#8217; Heartbleed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" alt=\"bag of heartbleed\" src=\"https:\/\/farm3.staticflickr.com\/2828\/13800658163_421428c2db_q.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/>The internet is for sharing information and almost by design resists secrecy. For every security gap we find and fix, a new one opens up. We know the drill by now: change passwords, use different ones for every online account, never ever write them down.<\/p>\n<p>I bought into the <a href=\"http:\/\/heartbleed.com\" target=\"_blank\">Heartbleed<\/a> scare, at least to the extent of changing passwords for my blogs, social media, email accounts, and sites I buy things from. But I used one password, and wrote the damn thing down. I can&#8217;t wait for biometric scanners.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of biometric scanners, this is the month the bullshit contract on my crappy Samsung Galaxy runs out and I can upgrade to an iPhone, which has a fingerprint scanner. But they can hack that too! Yeah, with my cold dead hacked-off finger, at which point I probably won&#8217;t care.<\/p>\n<p>While I&#8217;m at it, have I mentioned I support national ID? Can&#8217;t happen soon enough, especially with all these red states trying to keep non-Republicans from voting. Mark of the beast? Hail Satan, bring it on.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I&#8217;ve been neglecting Paul&#8217;s Thing. I&#8217;ll try to do better. But hey, I lost one whole day this week to Heartbleed, shot the shit out of another trying to fix a WordPress coding\u00a0problem on my <a href=\"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/hashblog\/\" target=\"_blank\">hashing blog<\/a>, wrote a long book review on Goodreads, and backed up my blog databases. I&#8217;ve been entertaining a visiting friend. Scheduling volunteer docents at the air museum. I&#8217;ve been busy. Sue me.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re cooking today. Last month, cooling off after a bicycle ride with friends, we decided to start a cooking club. We&#8217;re to meet every other month at a different member&#8217;s home, with members drawing lots for who will prepare the appetizer, salad course, main dish, and desert (whoever draws the main dish is the host). For each dinner, we&#8217;ll prepare recipes from a single chef&#8217;s cookbook.<\/p>\n<p>Today&#8217;s our first dinner. We drew the main course so we&#8217;re hosting. The chef is Hugo Ortega and the cookbook is Backstreet Kitchen. We&#8217;re making <a href=\"http:\/\/houston.culturemap.com\/news\/restaurants-bars\/10-16-13-a-houston-restaurant-love-story-unlikely-busboy-romance-builds-an-icon-30-years-and-counting\/\" target=\"_blank\">slow braised short ribs<\/a>. I&#8217;ll take photos and write it up on my <a href=\"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/cookblog\/\" target=\"_blank\">cooking blog<\/a> tomorrow or Monday.<\/p>\n<p>I was scrolling though movie choices on Amazon streaming last night and came across the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Titanic_(1943_film)\" target=\"_blank\">1943 German film <em>Titanic<\/em><\/a>. The blurb said it had been banned in Germany because the Nazis feared scenes showing passengers panicking as the ship sank would encourage similar panic in a civilian population being terrorized by around-the-clock Allied bombing.\u00a0Though it was Goebbels who banned the showing of <em>Titanic<\/em> in Germany, it was also Goebbels who had commissioned the movie in the first place. Presumably, if Goering&#8217;s Luftwaffe had kept American and British bombers at bay, it would have been widely shown.<\/p>\n<p>Well, I had to watch that, didn&#8217;t I?<\/p>\n<p>It was awful: crude anti-British propaganda from beginning to end, and the most wooden acting you&#8217;ll see this side of <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Clutch_cargo\" target=\"_blank\"><em>Clutch Cargo<\/em><\/a>. Ship designer and president of the White Star Line Bruce Ismay was the chief villain, abetted by the British officers of the ship, who rushed to do his reckless, greed-driven bidding. The hero was a German first mate, a last-minute crew substitute for an ailing British officer. The German was the only ship&#8217;s officer to stand up to Ismay; after the ship hit the iceberg and began to sink he organized the lifeboats and saved several lives. All in all, quite a different narrative than the one most of us grew up with.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll try to keep Dr. Goebbel&#8217;s\u00a0<em>Titanic<\/em> in mind when right-wing nut jobs on Facebook confound me with their peculiar, unreal visions of the world. It&#8217;s no wonder they believe the things they do, given the narrative presented to them by\u00a0Fox News and AM hate radio.<\/p>\n<p>I hope that&#8217;s the closest I ever come to a Hitler analogy on this blog, and I promise never to do it again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mark of the beast? 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