{"id":13656,"date":"2013-10-31T09:39:45","date_gmt":"2013-10-31T16:39:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=13656"},"modified":"2013-10-31T09:39:45","modified_gmt":"2013-10-31T16:39:45","slug":"halloween","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=13656","title":{"rendered":"Halloween"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Halloween is here and I&#8217;m another year older.<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"PhotoFunia-2863c0\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7330\/10592912314_9d8c460350_z.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"579\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Blowing out the birthday candles<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Remember the 14-year-old boy who killed a teacher in Massachusetts earlier this month? Here&#8217;s a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2013\/10\/24\/us\/boy-14-is-charged-as-adult-in-killing-of-a-teacher-near-boston.html?_r=1&amp;\" target=\"_blank\">Halloween-esque detail<\/a> from a New York Times article:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>WCVB-TV, an ABC affiliate, citing unidentified sources, reported that the suspect killed Ms. Ritzer with a box cutter and then went to the movies, seeing Woody Allen\u2019s \u201cBlue Jasmine.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Ever wonder how many killers go to the movies afterward, either because they think it&#8217;s a good place to hide or because they&#8217;re psychopaths who feel no guilt and find it perfectly natural to do mundane everyday things after committing murder? Lee Harvey Oswald was arrested in a movie theater after killing President Kennedy and a policeman; I&#8217;m guessing he was hiding. The kid in Massachusetts killed the teacher, drug her body into the woods near the school, had lunch at Wendy&#8217;s, then went to the cineplex at the mall. Psychopath.<\/p>\n<p>And then there are people who figure what the hell, let&#8217;s just go to the movies and do our killing there, two birds with one stone and all, like the guy in Aurora, Colorado last year. I&#8217;m sure a diligent researcher could find many other connections between movies and killers.<\/p>\n<p>Just imagine who or what might be sitting near you in a darkened theater. Makes you want to stay with people you know and trust, doesn&#8217;t it? I&#8217;m staying home with Donna, that&#8217;s for sure!<\/p>\n<p>Halloween birthdays of note:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Dan Rather<\/li>\n<li>Vanilla Ice<\/li>\n<li>Chiang Kai-Shek<\/li>\n<li>Jan Vermeer<\/li>\n<li>John Keats<\/li>\n<li>The state of Nevada<\/li>\n<li>Dale Evans<\/li>\n<li>Michael Collins<\/li>\n<li>Brian Piccolo<\/li>\n<li>Jane Pauley<\/li>\n<li>Neal Stephenson<\/li>\n<li>John Candy<\/li>\n<li>Kinky Friedman<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Just so you know, and all. Also our dear friend Theresa Winnie, who moved away to San Diego and is greatly missed around these parts.<\/p>\n<p>I personally think Halloween should be a national holiday. It already kind of is, in the same way Christmas is a Big Deal in Japan. Here in the Southwest, where Latin American culture is so strong, we not only celebrate <em>Dia de Los Muertos<\/em>, we make it a <a href=\"http:\/\/azstarnet.com\/news\/local\/dia-de-los-muertos-festivities-set-for-downtown-this-weekend\/article_dbc6cd0d-b229-554e-b003-a6c6ad54e172.html\" target=\"_blank\">weekend-long event<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ll be home tonight and the porch light will be on. Not sure what we&#8217;ll be handing out to trick-or-treaters, but we&#8217;ll think of something and make a goodie run to Safeway later today.\u00a0<span style=\"font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;\">I always felt so sorry for the kids who don&#8217;t get to celebrate Halloween because their parents believe in shit like this:<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" alt=\"Screen Shot 2013-10-31 at 9.17.14 AM\" src=\"http:\/\/farm6.staticflickr.com\/5541\/10593760005_2096d00897.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"266\" \/><br \/>\n<a title=\"Screen Shot 2013-10-31 at 9.16.37 AM by halfmind, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/halfmind\/10593788834\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Screen Shot 2013-10-31 at 9.16.37 AM\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.staticflickr.com\/3776\/10593788834_530cab07d3.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"267\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Oh, well, more razor blades and poisoned popcorn for the rest of us! Speaking of goodies, Donna got me two new pairs of pants, and our son Gregory got me a new sheepskin seat cover for my motorcycle. It&#8217;s a happy bottom Halloween for me!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a happy bottom Halloween for me!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,250,555,2],"tags":[1395,1394,59],"class_list":["post-13656","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consumerism","category-culture-wars","category-local-color","category-personal","tag-dale-evans","tag-dia-de-los-muertos","tag-halloween"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13656","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13656"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13656\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13666,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13656\/revisions\/13666"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13656"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13656"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13656"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}