{"id":12093,"date":"2013-02-04T09:46:30","date_gmt":"2013-02-04T16:46:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=12093"},"modified":"2013-02-04T09:46:30","modified_gmt":"2013-02-04T16:46:30","slug":"my-first-troll","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=12093","title":{"rendered":"My First Troll"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s the exchange in its entirety. It started last night and continued (on her end) into the morning:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>________ GOURMET @________GOURMET<br \/>\n@paulwoodford hey is your father David and mom Kathy &amp; you have an Aunt Audrey etc ad nauseum..then you are my first cousin barf barf<\/p>\n<p>Paul Woodford @paulwoodford<br \/>\n@________GOURMET\u00a0Alas no: different parents. But I do have a cooking blog, so maybe we&#8217;re related anyway!<\/p>\n<p>________ GOURMET @________GOURMET<br \/>\n@paulwoodford I am pretty sure that you are my first cousin. I couldn&#8217;t stand you when you were 3 years old &amp; now WOW your politics suck<\/p>\n<p>________ GOURMET @________GOURMET<br \/>\n@paulwoodford I am going to expose you dude!<\/p>\n<p>________ GOURMET @________GOURMET<br \/>\n@paulwoodford NOTICE! I FOLLOW NO ONE YET I HAVE MANY FOLLOWERS. People this cretin is part of the lying media. this jerk is a lyer<\/p>\n<p>________ GOURMET @________GOURMET<br \/>\n@paulwoodford You are about to be exposed jerk! You made a big BIG MISTAKE! Thank you so kindly douche bag<\/p>\n<p>________ GOURMET @________GOURMET<br \/>\n@paulwoodford the plot thickens. For all my friends who wondered if I died&#8230;no, and thank you for saving my life. This creep is part of it<\/p>\n<p>________ GOURMET @________GOURMET<br \/>\n@paulwoodford He helped make me homeless &amp; he helped take down my website that exposed who my family is. Just read his crap &amp; it is obvious<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I answered the initial tweet without checking the sender&#8217;s Twitter profile, assuming (based on the sender&#8217;s handle) I was responding to a fellow cook. I didn&#8217;t see the follow-on tweets until I logged onto Twitter this morning. That&#8217;s when I finally checked @________GOURMET&#8217;s\u00a0profile. Yes, a cook: a maker and purveyor of\u00a0holistic dog food with a web site to market same. The profile begins with &#8220;Hi my name is Zoe.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Zoe, based on a tweet she&#8217;d posted before our exchange, is a Sandy Hook truther:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>________ GOURMET @________GOURMET<br \/>\nNO ONE DIED AT SANDY HOOK, PEOPLE. It&#8217;s all about taking our guns. Wake up!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Had I checked her profile in the first place I never would have responded. Let that be a lesson to me!<\/p>\n<p>Apparently, after I answered her initial tweet, she paid a visit to my blog. I can see why a Sandy Hook truther would say my politics suck, although I would not call insane conspiracy theories &#8220;politics.&#8221; Where the rest of her extended burst came from I can&#8217;t imagine.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m glad I copied the tweets she sent me because now, less than an hour later, she&#8217;s deleted them all. Shoot, I was hoping to get some new followers out of this!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He helped make me homeless &#038; he helped take down my website that exposed who my family is. Just read his crap &#038; it is obvious.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[189,827,6],"tags":[1138,1137,181],"class_list":["post-12093","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-extremism","category-social-media","category-a-series-of-tubes","tag-sandy-hook-truther","tag-troll","tag-twitter"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12093","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12093"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12093\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12099,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12093\/revisions\/12099"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12093"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12093"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12093"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}