{"id":10864,"date":"2012-09-14T09:50:43","date_gmt":"2012-09-14T16:50:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=10864"},"modified":"2012-09-14T09:57:06","modified_gmt":"2012-09-14T16:57:06","slug":"my-name-is-and-im-a-freelance-writer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=10864","title":{"rendered":"My Name Is and I&#8217;m a Freelance Writer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wow, now people want to write for my blog!\u00a0When did I become so popular and influential? No shit, check out the email I got this morning:<\/p>\n<div>\n<blockquote><p>Hi Paul,<\/p>\n<p>I hope this e-mail finds you well. I only recently started reading your blog, but it has quickly become part of my daily blog browsing. My name is\u00a0\u00a0and I&#8217;m a freelance writer. I was wondering if you would possibly be interested in a guest post opportunity.<\/p>\n<p>I could come up with an article related to your blog. Of course, I&#8217;m not asking for any sort of monetary compensation; I&#8217;m only looking for a writing experience that would stretch my current abilities. In turn, you would be receiving solid content that appeals to your intended audience. I am just looking for a link to my homepage &#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<p>&#8230; at which point I quit reading, sorry I didn&#8217;t bail after the second sentence, where he\/she\/it couldn&#8217;t even be bothered to type in his\/her\/its fictional name.<\/p>\n<p>I concluded long ago that spammers &amp; bots always fuck something up &#8212; grammar, spelling, capitalization, phrasing &#8212; and that if they ever figure out how to write like the kind of intelligent person you or I would like to correspond with, they&#8217;ll fleece us all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wow, now people want to write for my blog!\u00a0When did I become so popular and influential? No shit, check out the email I got this morning: Hi Paul, I hope this e-mail finds you well. I only recently started reading your blog, but it has quickly become part of my daily blog browsing. My name [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,21],"tags":[460,967,966],"class_list":["post-10864","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-series-of-tubes","category-words","tag-guest-post","tag-link-spam","tag-spam"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10864","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10864"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10864\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10869,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10864\/revisions\/10869"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10864"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10864"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10864"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}