{"id":10669,"date":"2012-08-24T12:19:35","date_gmt":"2012-08-24T19:19:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=10669"},"modified":"2012-08-25T22:23:59","modified_gmt":"2012-08-26T05:23:59","slug":"friday-cultie-bag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=10669","title":{"rendered":"Friday Cultie Bag"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-10670\" title=\"ducati bag\" src=\"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/ducati-bag-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/ducati-bag-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/ducati-bag-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/ducati-bag.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/>Just so we&#8217;re all on the same page again: cultie=cult bike=Ducati. \u00a0That there is a Ducati bag I&#8217;m tempted to buy. \u00a0It would go on the little rack in back. \u00a0Of course I&#8217;d need a magnetic tank bag as well. \u00a0Oh, wait. \u00a0The cultie&#8217;s going to be Polly&#8217;s ride, not mine. \u00a0Time to stop thinking of it as my own (although technically it is, since so far all the money that&#8217;s gone into it has been mine).<\/p>\n<p>Polly&#8217;s three-day motorcycle safety class is this weekend or the next, so we&#8217;re getting close to the turnover. \u00a0I still want to take her out on some country roads before she starts riding it to work. \u00a0I&#8217;ve been putting around on the cultie a couple of days each week, ostensibly to keep the battery charged but really because it&#8217;s just plain fun to ride. \u00a0It&#8217;ll be a fine commuter bike &#8230; once it has a bag or two to keep stuff in, that is.<\/p>\n<p>Imagine my surprise, earlier this week, when the &#8220;good&#8221; motorcycle &#8230; the Goldwing &#8230; up and died on me. \u00a0I&#8217;d ridden it into town, and nothing was wrong. \u00a0But when it was time to go home I turned the key and &#8230; nothing. \u00a0Total electrical death. \u00a0After cogitating on my situation for a few minutes, I called my buddy Ed. \u00a0He knows everything there is to know about Goldwings and I thought he might have some miracle fix for me, some wire I could wiggle, some special way to turn the key. \u00a0Instead he grabbed a spare battery (he has spares for everything!), hopped in his truck, and drove down to the parking lot I was stranded in. \u00a0He pulled the old battery (which, oddly, showed a full charge), put in the spare, and I was back in business. \u00a0I bought a new battery Wednesday afternoon, charged it up that night, and installed it Thursday morning. \u00a0Half an hour ago I strapped Ed&#8217;s spare battery to the back of the cultie and dropped it off at his garage. \u00a0A friend in need, and one to whom I owe, at the very least, a steak dinner.<\/p>\n<p>Now it&#8217;s getting hot and I&#8217;m happy to have finished my morning errands and be sitting in our air conditioned home office. \u00a0I&#8217;m at the computer desk by the window, watching sparrows eat the bird seed I just sprinkled on the ground for the quail, ignoring the freshly-filled feeder hanging from the tree branch\u00a0three feet above them. \u00a0Hope they don&#8217;t gobble it all up before the quail find it.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>With regard to my earlier post, <a href=\"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/?p=10627\" target=\"_blank\">Conduct Unbecoming<\/a>, it appears I&#8217;m not the only military officer outraged at the conduct of a certain group of swiftboating back-stabbers:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;If someone uses the uniform, whatever uniform it is, for partisan politics, I\u2019m disappointed by that, because I think it does erode that bond of trust we have with the American people.&#8221;\u00a0&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailykos.com\/story\/2012\/08\/22\/1122899\/-Joint-Chiefs-chairman-disappointed-by-Swiftboating-II\" target=\"_blank\">General Martin Dempsey<\/a>, Chairman, Joint Chiefs of Staff<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;This is an unprofessional, shameful action on the part of the operators that appear in the video, period &#8230; [attaching the title of special operator with any political campaign is] in violation of everything we&#8217;ve been taught, and the opposite of what we should be doing, which is being quiet professionals.&#8221; &#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/helenair.com\/news\/national\/special-operators-to-anti-obama-groups-zip-it\/article_e0f3d0d4-3544-56a5-8a8d-0d9b9f33cabf.html\" target=\"_blank\">Major\u00a0Fernando Lujan<\/a>, US Army Special Forces<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Glad to learn I wasn&#8217;t the only one paying attention to what they taught us during the first week of officer candidates&#8217; school. \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailykos.com\/story\/2012\/08\/17\/1121246\/-Quick-Profile-Special-Operations-OPSEC-Education-Fund\" target=\"_blank\">These guys<\/a> are contemptible little shits, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.democraticunderground.com\/1002672356\" target=\"_blank\">Niedermeyers<\/a> to a man.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">For a long time now I&#8217;ve been following the libertarian blogger <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theagitator.com\" target=\"_blank\">Radley Balko<\/a>, not because I&#8217;m libertarian but because Balko is one of the few people tracking incidents of police abuse, from the\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.theagitator.com\/2012\/01\/13\/taser-nation-2\/\" target=\"_blank\">use of tasers<\/a> on innocent or already-incapitated people, to the insane levels of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theagitator.com\/category\/paramilitary-police-raids\/\" target=\"_blank\">law enforcement militarization<\/a> occurring in small towns across America, to surprisingly frequent police <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theagitator.com\/2012\/05\/10\/puppycides\/\" target=\"_blank\">shootings of family pets<\/a>, to armed shakedowns on rural roads and the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theagitator.com\/2012\/05\/14\/another-highway-robbery\/\" target=\"_blank\">confiscation of travelers&#8217; property and money<\/a>. \u00a0In happier days (so long as you were white, that is) you could teach your children that the policeman was a friend. \u00a0Today savvy people understand that you <a href=\"http:\/\/www.courthousenews.com\/2010\/06\/24\/28330.htm\" target=\"_blank\">do not call the police for any reason whatsoever<\/a>. \u00a0Now, it seems, even if you <em>don&#8217;t<\/em> call the police, they might just <a href=\"http:\/\/wonkette.com\/481879\/maybe-this-shot-up-navy-veteran-lady-will-think-twice-before-startling-a-sheriff-in-her-back-yard-again\" target=\"_blank\">come into your back yard anyway and shoot you<\/a>. \u00a0You know, maybe these Second Amendment gun nuts are right, and we should all arm ourselves and deal with crime on our own.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">This way lies paranoia. \u00a0Next thing you know I&#8217;ll be raving about black helicopters and FEMA camps. \u00a0Time to get back on a happier track.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Donna&#8217;s in Los Angeles helping a friend set up and learn to use an embroidery machine. \u00a0She flies home Sunday. \u00a0In the meantime I&#8217;m feeding myself, so it&#8217;s a good thing I know a <a href=\"http:\/\/pwoodford.net\/cookblog\/\" target=\"_blank\">little bit about cooking<\/a>. \u00a0Last night I broke out a bottle of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pataks.ca\/recipes\/hot-chicken-curry.asp\" target=\"_blank\">Patak&#8217;s hot curry paste<\/a> and cooked up some chicken to serve over rice. \u00a0One of my better efforts, it was. \u00a0I had to force Polly to eat some before I finished it all off, which I could easily have done. \u00a0Curry? \u00a0Food of the gods.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Speaking of heavenly food, pretty soon it&#8217;ll be cool enough to start making chili again. \u00a0And speaking of cooler weather, I booked a night at the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hannaganmeadow.com\" target=\"_blank\">Hannagan Meadow Lodge<\/a> later in September. \u00a0I&#8217;ll be riding the Goldwing on a two-day loop through southeastern Arizona, from Tucson to Safford to Alpine and Hannagan Meadow where I&#8217;ll RON (USAF for &#8220;remain overnight,&#8221; spoken as &#8220;R-O-N&#8221;), then on the second day ride to Show Low, where I&#8217;ll turn back south through Globe and Winkleman and Oracle to Tucson. \u00a0The route includes a part of the state I haven&#8217;t explored before, the famously twisty mountain road called Arizona Highway 666. \u00a0Well, that&#8217;s what it used to be called, but the fundies got wind of it and now it&#8217;s now Arizona Highway 191. \u00a0There you go, from heaven to hell in one paragraph. \u00a0Don&#8217;t say I&#8217;ve never done anything for you!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just so we&#8217;re all on the same page again: cultie=cult bike=Ducati. \u00a0That there is a Ducati bag I&#8217;m tempted to buy. \u00a0It would go on the little rack in back. \u00a0Of course I&#8217;d need a magnetic tank bag as well. \u00a0Oh, wait. \u00a0The cultie&#8217;s going to be Polly&#8217;s ride, not mine. \u00a0Time to stop thinking [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,15,40,10,14,5,2],"tags":[743,940,942,941],"class_list":["post-10669","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-big-brother","category-cooking","category-critters","category-current-events","category-military","category-motorcycling","category-personal","tag-ducati","tag-goldwing","tag-police-abuses","tag-swiftboaters"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10669","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10669"}],"version-history":[{"count":20,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10669\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10687,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10669\/revisions\/10687"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10669"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10669"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pwoodford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10669"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}