The Ask Doctor Down-Down Archives
Until his incarceration, Doctor Down-Down was resident Hash House Harrier advice columnist for the Half-Mind Catalog, and, later, the Half-Mind Weblog. Since he is currently serving a 99-year prison term, we announce with regret that the doctor will no longer respond to reader queries … not because he can’t get mail, but because the kind of letters we get from hashers would never get past the censors at the Laramie Mens’ Correctional Facility.
The Holistic Health Hospice has been boarded up and the staff has moved on: Nurse Wretched, though not convicted, nevertheless had her nursing license revoked and is now teaching first grade at Cleveland’s Donald R. Trump Charter School; Sally, clinic charperson, is hostessing at an Applebee’s in Cupertino; Flying Booger, clinic piss boy, is an unemployed blogger in Tucson.
Previous Ask Doctor Down-Down columns are archived here for your reference: