Half-Mind Weblog

portrait_3 copy A Hash House Harrier weblog by Flying Booger, a hasher living in Tucson, Arizona
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First things first: hash songs are nasty. Please do not open or download these files if you are a minor or if you object to offensive, sexist, racist, blasphemous, immature, insensitive content.

What, you’re still here? Okay, don’t say I didn’t warn you!

Bawdy songs have always been part of the hashing tradition.  In 1994, Colorado Springs hasher Zippy and I pooled our resources to produce the original 400-song Hash Hymnal.  Since Zippy’s death in 2003, I’ve added over 400 additional songs contributed by hashers around the world.

Currently the master Half-Mind Hash Hymnal is up to more than 800 songs and is over 780 pages long in MS Word format.  Due to bandwidth issues I’ve had to delete it from this site and there is no longer a download link.  Contact me if you want a copy and I’ll email one to you.

Meanwhile, I’m pleased to be able to offer two shorter versions of the hymnal here.  Both contain the most popular hash songs.

  • The first is an online version prepared by Davey Crotchit.  Click here to view it.
  • The second is a short epub version you can download and install on your iPhone or Android, prepared by TuTu Fairy.  Click here to download it.

Do you have a song to contribute to the master hymnal?  Click here to submit it.

See you in the Circle!