Hash Day Respect (Part III)
Remember the bicycle hash grand mattresses who pressured me into delaying the family hash by a week so they could take my hash day? I just found out neither of them will be at their own bicycle hash tomorrow!
I’d say something snarky, but Pick’n'Flick reminds me that I won’t be at the family hash, so I guess all three of us are dirtbags.
However: I, grand father of the family hash, will be at tomorrow’s bike hash. Will the grand mattresses of the bike hash be at next week’s family hash?
If all this is starting to sound to you like hash incest, I understand. Tucson is really too small to support all the hashes in it.
Oh, but it’s time for the weekly jHavelina hash. That’s the one with no bikes and no kids, the one where everyone, you know, just hashes. Gotta go.
Update: I should know better than to listen to rumors. Both GMs of the bike hash will be there tomorrow. Le sac de la crotte, c’est moi.
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