Usually it’s us causing trouble, frightening citizens over possible anthrax attacks. Not this time . . . this time it’s citizens attacking hashers!
Short version: as Las Vegas hashers run through a hospital parking lot, they startle a homeless guy, who leaps up from a bus stop bench. One of the hashers collides with him and keeps running. The homeless guy picks up a bottle, smashes it, and goes after a hasher. A visiting hasher from California, Arabian Goggler, grapples with the homeless man. The homeless guy slashes a ten-inch cut in Goggler’s head and runs away. Goggler keeps running, right into the emergency room, where he winds up getting 27 stitches!
Best quote from the article: “This is why we usually run in the desert.”
Note to self: watch out for homeless guys . . . some of them are fucking crazy!
- Flying Booger has his groove on.
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