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Harriers MCH3 (on the Road)

During our Thanksgiving trip to Las Vegas, my son Nose Candy and I rented a couple of new BMWs and went riding. Along the way we bumped into another Harriers MCH3 member, Have Shit Will Travel from the Las Vegas H3. Naturally, I had to document our impromptu mash:

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Poachers in Red Dresses

Long title: defending Red Dress Runs from non-hashing poachers … and why it’s important.

Friend of the blog Hops recently posted this on Facebook:

Sadly, many hashers reacted like this:

Don’t get me wrong. I understand the reaction (even though it’s assholish). There are no rules, the minute we start getting organized we [...]


Hash Accounting 101

I’ve heard from a number of people who were impressed by the accounting handout given to InterAmericas Hash 2011 attendees in Savannah, Georgia. Just the other day Hops from the Washington DC H3 sent me a copy, and now that I’ve seen it I’m impressed too.

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Impressed, but [...]


Interhashing: More, Smaller, Better?

Lima H3 (I love this photo, that's why)

Is Interhash going regional? Well, not officially … but for practical purposes, it does seem to be going that way. Friend of the blog Likk’mm reports in from Pan-Asia Hash in Bandung, Indonesia:

After the voting results were announced at InterHash 2010 in Kuching, the Kenyan [...]


PISS Hash Trash: 11/13/11

The Pima Independent Sunday Social Hash started at nine this morning, so there I was at eight, prelaying trail through my northeastern Tucson neighborhood … in the rain. I figured (correctly, as it turned out) the flour would last an hour, but none of the chalk marks would survive, so I mainly relied on the [...]


Women and Other Undesirables

My friend Barterbitch sent me this message on Facebook last night:

“Last night I got kicked out of Melbourne H3, with whom I have been a paid member for 7 years now. [They] informed me my subs would not be taken and I was no longer welcome to be a member, as they were going [...]


The Hash Will Give Your Beautiful Feeling

Unintentional humor results when an online content farm runs a stolen article on hashing through Google translate in order to avoid a copyright suit:

Hash House Harriers is full name of HASH. The short titles are Hash, HHH and 3H. It is a kind of relaxation world sport. In the year of 1938; the [...]