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Harriers Mash Trash: 9/26/10

Our hare, Wankers Aweigh, decided to go with the same start location as last month’s mash, El Guero Canelo on Oracle Road. Joining Wankers and co-hare Hot Legs were Asshole in El Paso, Redheaded Woodpecker, Flying Booger, and two new boots, Alan and Brian.

At the start: Woodpecker, Wankers, Hot Legs, Asshole, Alan, Brian



Guest Post from Casual Friday

Hey Booger,

It’s been exciting hashing here lately . . . on 9/11 our hash trail run shut down the streets of downtown Tampa. Seems there was some disconnect between the hares and the fire and police department. Due to discovery of a fine white powdery substance on the streets of downtown Tampa, roads were [...]


PISS Hash Trash: 9/19/10

Communicable Disease and Tucson Slew hared our September Pima Independent Sunday Social Hash, and we had a great turnout: Yoda, Appendage, Repossess Me, Wet Toe Job, Her Majesty’s Ho, Pick’n’Flick, Low-Flying Booger, Flying Booger, Blonde in the Bush, Dead Fucking Blind, Bareassed-Her, Citizen 69, and a rare virgin, Linda.

I couldn’t do trail because of [...]


Does He Have ze Brrroken Toe?

Yes, he has ze brrroken toe! And not only does my toe look like Jabba the Hutt, I feel like Jabba all over whenever I have to sit out a hash, the very picture of indolent slobbitude.

Five weeks ago I stubbed the hell out of the little toe on my left foot, walking too [...]


Pedalfiles Bash Trash: 9/12/10

A motley crew met at one of Tucson’s sleazier bars, The Buffet & Crockpot down on 9th Street, providing sidewalk entertainment for early-morning drunks. Present, in addition to our hare Cock Stalker, were three virgin ladies (Carolyn, Michelle, and Holly) enticed to come by same, Hash Jive from Peru and his virgin buddy Oscar (also [...]