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Miscellaneous Ramblings of a Hashlike Nature

I rode the Tour de Tucson in November and didn’t plan to ride it again until next November, but there I was Sunday, cranking my way up the Tour’s most notorious mountain road, asking myself how the hell did this happen?

How it happened is that Gummy and Asshole in El Paso, the hares for [...]

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The Stupid, It Burns!

Someone posted this to our local hashlist this morning:

Subj: Birus…Open Bery Careful

BUENOS DIAS!!

JOU HAVE YUST RECEIB A MEHICAN BIRUS!!!!! SEENCE WE NOT SO TECHNOLOGICALLY ADBANCED IN MEHICO, DIS IS A MANUAL BIRUS. PLEASE DELETE ALL THE FILES ON JOUR HARD DRIVE JOURSELF AND SEND THIS E-MAIL TO EBERYONE JOU KNOW. TANK JOU [...]

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Beer Goggles?

No, you don’t have your beer goggles on. Wait a minute, you’re a hasher . . . you probably do have your beer goggles on! Either way, there’s nothing wrong with your vision. Yes, the Half-Mind Weblog looks different, but it’s supposed to look different. There’s nothing wrong with you.

I haven’t had time to [...]

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Las Vegas Hashing Population Swells

Las Vegas has a magnetic power over the Booger clan. Pick’n’Flick and I lived and hashed there in the mid-90s, along with our daughter Green Flagger. When we moved to Tucson GF stayed on in Vegas, soon joined by our son Nose Candy, who moved there from Tampa. Green Flagger eventually left, but [...]

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The Power of the Veto

At Sunday’s Pima Independent Sunday Social Hash we decided to name three hashers. When I founded the PISS I didn’t plan to bestow hash names at all. At the start all our members were named hashers anyway, but over time we began to grow our own, people who didn’t hash with other area groups and [...]

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Easter Family Hash

We advertise the Pima Independent Sunday Social HHH as a family hash, but yesterday we really meant it, and the hash house horrors must have gotten the word:

The PISS pack gathers

There were hidden eggs on trail:

Bunny Foo Foo left something around here somewhere

And things for adult hashers as well:

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Cool Shirt

I started a motorcycle club for hashers in 1998, and although many people joined, we somehow never managed to pull people together for actual rides, probably because I didn’t try hard enough to make things happen. Harriers MC is still around, or at least on the books, but is in fact a zombie group.

A [...]

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T-Shirt Quilt (Part I)

Pick’n’Flick and Wet Toe Job are making a hash T-shirt quilt for a friend. Hashers working? At my house? Such a thing must be photoblogged:

Wet Toe Job in the Embroidery Dreams workshop

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