Half-Mind Weblog

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Calling Spades Spades

So there’s this black guy in my hash. Great guy; everyone likes him. But in the circle, some hashers can’t seem to refrain from making racial jokes at his expense. All too often the jokes are crude – if you didn’t know people were kidding you’d think you were at a Klu Klux Klan rally. [...]


Top Ten Reasons to Hash

10. They always said you’d never amount to much.

9. Taking hot showers with poison ivy.

8. If you hang around with hashers long enough, you eventually get to see what they look like with their clothes on.

7. Having so many things in common with good-looking members of the opposite sex: lacerations, profuse bleeding, [...]