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SWP Files: Case #14-164751

Another entry for the Suspicious White Powder files, posted to Facebook this morning by a hasher in Texas:

Incredible Edible Spread, from DFWHHH, also works at the Police Department. After a NoDUH hash she found this:

Incredible Edible Spread here sending out my hearty congratulations to Bald Head Yogurt Slinger & Just Bryan for creating [...]

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We Are Not Worthy!

Talent in the hash, who’d a thunk it? Here’s a harrier with an artistic bent who illustrates his mates’ hash names. This is his interpretation of Cherry Splatterpuss:

Click on the image to see the artist’s Tumblr, which contains several examples of his work.

Wow.

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Ask Doctor Down-Down

Dear Hasher, are you DFL, DOT, and SOL? Well, cheer up! On-ins are closer than you think. Just ask Doctor Down-Down to show you the way!

Dear Readers,

As you know, Dr. Down-Down is serving out a 99-year mail fraud sentence at the Laramie Men’s Correctional Facility and unable to [...]

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A New Hope

Long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away . . .

Luke: You were in a hash kennel?

Ben: I was once a Hash House Harrier, the same as your father.

Luke: My father wasn’t a Hash House Harrier. He was a navigator on a space freighter.

Ben: That’s what your mother [...]

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O Noes We Are Hash Trashin’!

One of my favorite hash trashes, from a traditional mens’ hash back in July 2004, recycled here for your pleasure:

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I am thinkin if Dick Cheney was to have showed up tonight he woulda told the hares to fuck themselves. But he did not an so we did.

“On no Flyin Booger [...]

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The Hash Will Give Your Beautiful Feeling

Unintentional humor results when an online content farm runs a stolen article on hashing through Google translate in order to avoid a copyright suit:

Hash House Harriers is full name of HASH. The short titles are Hash, HHH and 3H. It is a kind of relaxation world sport. In the year of 1938; the [...]

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Annual Hashmas Poetry Post

Oh my Gispert, it’s Hashmas Eve, and time for holiday hash bloggage! Here, for good little harriers and harriettes everywhere, are three heart-warming Hashmas poems to put you to sleep while you’re waiting for Hash Santa. Merry Hashmas to you and yours from Flying Booger and Pick’n’Flick!

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Halfway There — All They Need Is a Push

Okay, now that we know they have beer, how long before someone gets his or her ass up there to organize the first hash? Hazukashii, you busy?

From the Korean Central News Agency:

Beer Popular among Koreans

Pyongyang, May 27 (KCNA) — The technological updating of the Taedonggang Beer Factory here has made [...]

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