Dear Hasher, are you DFL, DOT, and SOL? Well, cheer up! On-ins are closer than you think. Just ask Doctor Down-Down to show you the way!
As you know, Dr. Down-Down is serving out a 99-year mail fraud sentence at the Laramie Men’s Correctional Facility and unable to [...]
Long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away . . .
Luke: You were in a hash kennel?
Ben: I was once a Hash House Harrier, the same as your father.
Luke: My father wasn’t a Hash House Harrier. He was a navigator on a space freighter.
Ben: That’s what your mother [...]
One of my favorite hash trashes, from a traditional mens’ hash back in July 2004, recycled here for your pleasure:
I am thinkin if Dick Cheney was to have showed up tonight he woulda told the hares to fuck themselves. But he did not an so we did.
“On no Flyin Booger [...]
Unintentional humor results when an online content farm runs a stolen article on hashing through Google translate in order to avoid a copyright suit:
Hash House Harriers is full name of HASH. The short titles are Hash, HHH and 3H. It is a kind of relaxation world sport. In the year of 1938; the [...]
Oh my Gispert, it’s Hashmas Eve, and time for holiday hash bloggage! Here, for good little harriers and harriettes everywhere, are three heart-warming Hashmas poems to put you to sleep while you’re waiting for Hash Santa. Merry Hashmas to you and yours from Flying Booger and Pick’n’Flick!
Okay, now that we know they have beer, how long before someone gets his or her ass up there to organize the first hash? Hazukashii, you busy?
From the Korean Central News Agency:
Beer Popular among Koreans
Pyongyang, May 27 (KCNA) — The technological updating of the Taedonggang Beer Factory here has made [...]
Who dares disturb the great and powerful Half-Mind? Step forward, harriers and harriettes, and bow before the majesty of the one and only Half-Mind! Kneel, I say, and tremble before the all-knowing eye of Half-Mind, as I reveal to you the year to come! What? Where’d this dog come from? Get away! Let go of [...]