Land of the Secure

A teacher’s assistant at a Florida school asks two men to move their car from the bus unloading zone. “We’re with Homeland Security,” they say, as they rough him up, handcuff him, and slam him against the side of their car – in front of schoolchildren and school employees. Here’s the link.

I feel much safer now, don’t you?

Credit where credit’s due: story spotted at Shakespeare’s Sister.

One thought on “Land of the Secure

  • Paul Woodford 04/10/06 11:21 AM

    While we’re at it, how about updating the punchline from Earl Butz’s famous joke:

    “Tight jackboots, loose rules, and a warm place to shit on the Constitution.”

    It’d be funny except for the fact that it isn’t.

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