What Happens in Vegas . . .

Las Vegas: What Happens Here, Stays Here.

I hate that slogan. Like people go to Las Vegas for sex orgies or something. The people I see on the Strip are with their spouses, and, quite often, their children. They’re doing things in Vegas that need to stay in Vegas?

We drove up last weekend to visit the kids and grandkids and to see friends. Having lived there a few years ourselves, we usually don’t go to the Strip, but this time we made an exception and went to see the water show at the Bellagio. Impressive, in a Springtime-for-Hitler sort of way:

Well, come to think of it, there are a few things that should stay in Vegas:

Yes. Rolling billboards. You know, it’s not like traffic on the Strip isn’t already bumper to bumper. . . .