The Text Message

Yup, I got one.  From my good Facebook friend Barry Obama.  I knew, before almost anyone else, that he had picked Joe Biden as his running mate.  Because, you see, I’m an FOB.  Or should that be FFOB?

I don’t want to jinx the deal by talking about it, but I’ll share this with you as long as you keep it on the QT: I’m on the short list for an ambassadorship.  Some place called Freedonia, I think he said.

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