A little nudge I posted to a Goldwinger board. Most of them thought it was pretty funny.
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My top five reasons for joining the GWRRA (Gold Wing Road Riders Association):
5. Need an excuse to wear my square-dancing clothes.
4. Would rather attend meetings than ride.
3. Can’t get enough of those Harley jokes.
2. Too many young whippersnappers in them other clubs.
1. They wouldn’t let me in the Shriners.