- Hogging the fast lane
- Shopping at Piggly-Wiggly
- “My God, your bedroom is a sty!”
- Thinking nothing’s wrong with pork barrel spending
- Five little piggies on each foot
- Grunting
- “What smells?”
- Bringing home the bacon
- Favorite Muppets character: Miss Piggy
- Favorite Muppets skit: Pigs in Spaaaaace
- Hamming it up for the camera
- Poor table manners
- “Jesus, were you raised in a barn?”
- Acting as if some animals are more equal than others
- Repeatedly saying “Welcome to the EIB Network!”